This is a Mexican Grindhouse style movie. The church supports drug dealers by the manufacture and packaging of drugs. Nude nuns work in rooms performing the task. When a nun gets out of line, she is sent off and forced to work as a prostitute. One nun manages to escape and vows to take revenge becoming a one woman wreaking crew. Plenty of nudity, full frontal, sex, rape, violence. 8 stars for fans of Grindhouse style movies, all others should avoid this film.

No spoiler, the title is extremely accurate. A tremendous cheeze-ball B- movie that delivers every tumid, vacuous thing the lowest part of one's brain desires. There's (primarily)large firearm based violence coupled with copious amounts of full-frontal nun-udity. The nuns are young, attractive and play their parts with aplomb. This kill-em-all revenge flick otherwise follows the expected, pedestrian course through to it's complete end. A stout 6, the highest rating I will give to a B movie.

It's Nunploitation time as director Joseph Guzman is inspired by Tarantino's Grindhouse and comes up with this sleazy, cheesy, violence and titty fuelled revenge flick.Sister Sarah (Asun Ortega) is a nun taken by some gangsters forcibly drugged and taken into prostitution with the help of a corrupt clergy involved in drug trafficking.Sister Sarah gets a drug induced message from God that tells her to kill all the sinners and that exactly what she sets out to do. Her guns are small initially but the weapons get bigger and the church hire the gangsters to stop her leading to a showdown by the people who forcible raped her.Nude Nuns with Big Guns knows that with violence you also need plenty of gratuitous raw flesh, mammaries big and small, strippers, lesbian lovers and unsavoury rapists. This is exactly what it delivers.There is not much of a story, there are lots of lulls in the action as we take time out to see some more nudity and the bad guys are reprehensible but you know Sister Sarah will offer divine justice.

Well personally I am not a fan of the sexploitation movies, not the ones back from the day in the 60s-70s, not the ones from today. But still, being a movie enthusiast, I do try to spread out and watch a multitude of movies.The story in "Nude Nuns with Big Guns" is about Sister Sarah who is abused by the clergy and subjected to drugs. Recovering from the drug abuse, Sister Sarah is visited by God, who gives her a sacred mission to purge all those who oppose him. Armed with God's will and some big guns, Sister Sarah sets out on a holy mission.I will say that the story was entertaining enough, but at the same time it was so cheesy and full of plot holes that anything even resembling a coherent storyline fell through and scattered before the wind. This movie is not the type of movie you watch because it has a riveting story.And it should be said that there is a great amount of nudity and lesbian scenes in this movie, after all it is a sexploitation movie. And there is also a lot of what could best be described as religious sacrilegious stuff (as regarding to Christianity) going on throughout the entire movie. There was something Tarantino and Rodriguez-like over this movie, but then at the same time it never really fully rose up to even reach those directors to the knees. But it was a great enough attempt to imitate their styles. Oddly enough, the movie here did pull that off well enough at its own pace and level. There was that old 70s feel to the movie, gritty and dirty.As for the acting in the movie, well don't get your hopes up, as most of the people in the movie just put on average performances. However, it should be noted that David Castro (playing Chavo) actually did most of the lifting in the movie, carrying the movie a great way with his performance. The cast is not to blame though, as the script didn't allow the characters to be explored and fleshed out in any type of depth, making them appear as shallow characters, with only Chavo and Sister Sarah showing any kind of character development. The rest of the characters were like generic drones just standing in as fillers.One thing that was great about the movie was the music, even though they had one particular song that was either used in a previous movie or just a blatant almost note by note copy of that particular song. I just can't remember where I heard it before, though I am partial to say either "Planet Terror" or "Machete". It was something from either a Tarantino or Rodriguez movie, of that I am almost certain.As a plus, this movie had the most hilarious choking scene I have seen so far in a movie (where Sister Sarah is choking someone with rosary beads).I am pretty sure that if you are fan of this particular genre of movies, sexploitation, then you might find "Nude Nuns with Big Guns" to be an interesting movie. Personally, I didn't find this movie to be overly interesting, as I am not a fan of this particular genre, but I stuck with it and watched it through to the end.