Candy loving horror geek Mulva (Missy Donatuti) and her almost-as-dorky pal Cassie (Calley Thidemann) go trick or treating, but find themselves face-to-face with a horde of ravenous zombies.I only have myself to blame: having already suffered through all three of writer/director Chris Seaver's dreadful Filthy MacNasty films, I still came back for more, this time tackling one of his earliest efforts, Mulva: Zombie Ass Kicker. I already knew that the sexy gun-toting woman on the cover wasn't the titular Zombie Ass Kicker, and yet I was surprised at just how unappealing the lead character was, a fugly, chocolate addicted nerd with the most irritating voice imaginable. But that's not the worst of it…Abysmal performances, childish humour, crap dialogue, a horrible Benny Hill-inspired comedy scene, pathetic special effects, a terrible cameo from Troma head honcho Lloyd Kaufman (whose worst output is still better than this), and really cheap production values (those nasty scene transitions!! Ugh!) all go to make this a complete waste of time—zero budget, home-made tongue-in-cheek horror nonsense of the lowest kind imaginable.

Flashback! Flashback! I remember when I bought License to Kill with Denzel on the DVD cover. He made a very brief appearance in the movie. That was nothing compared to seeing Mulva on the cover of this DVD and thinking it couldn't be too bad if she's in it. Well, the Mulva in the Movie is not the girl on the DVD cover. She is butt-ugly and jonesing for chocolate, which is always on her face. What a ripoff! Now, that I am finished ranting, I will tell you what I really thought of this homemade production. Maybe Chris Seaver was hoping for an Oscar in some category, as he writes, directs, edits, shoots, and does the makeup. Maybe, he even brings the donuts.I endured this to see Debbie Rochon as Lady McPouchsweat. As usual, she acts way above whatever she is in, and she does that again here. As for the rest of the cast: let's just say it was stranger than anything I have ever seen.

Comment 1: I had to stop watching the movie after i heard the line, 'Do I have to swallow John Stamos's Semen?' i , i, I could not finish this movie and i am mad that i cannot punch Chris Seaver in his throat hole. My movie companion will not let me forget that i picked movie. I am Sorry, Sorry, Sorry. Comment 2:the hideousness of this "movie" will haunt my dreams forever. Was there a director? I don't know. Random scenes of nonsense that couldn't hold the attention of people stupid enough to pay for this movie. Boo to you. All IN ALL, I SHOULD NOT HAVE, and SEAVER, I HOPE YOU ARE HAPPY WITH EVEN GETTING A RESPONSE, GOOD OR BAD. I NOW KNOW WHAT A GOOD MOVIE IS!!!!!!!!!

Mulva is a silly low budget movie mulva is the most annoying character youll ever encounter but the villains chest mclargehuge and of course my favorite Takateru *"you son of a bitch" hahaha* really make the movie worthwhileof course rob ezelius aka randal was also very wonderful as a dork that gets the first kill of the movieif you have low expectations..and want to hear some funny lines...and can stand 2 of the most annoying girls ever... this movie is for youtwo thumbs up