At the time of me doing this review there are 7 reviews, 4 gave it 1/10, 1 gave it 9/10 and 1 gave it 10/10 lol Here is a proper review with realistic rating.Couple of guys and a girl go to a motocross meeting to compete, they discover one team isn't what they seem to be and they end up fighting for their lives. Thats basically it.I only watched this for the zombies which were acceptable, i have seen a lot worse, i didn't watch it for the motocross which is just as well as what we did see was pretty lame and most of the action took place away from the track.There is a lot of what seemed to be made up as they went along chatter, the sound wasn't good as you could hardly hear what they were saying some of the time and if the volume was high enough to hear you got deafened when any music was played and if any bikes were being ridden. Talking of the music there were some rock tracks which were fine.To be fair considering what they had to work with and the budget it was OK, i have seen a LOT worse than this with lot higher budgets so its definitely not a 1/10 or 10/10 movie but it is below average so 2 to 4 out of 10 would be more realistic.Overall its a movie worth checking out only if you want to for a specific reason, my reason was because i want to watch every zombie/infected movie ever made. lol and grab it if its in bargain basket or its being shown free on TV spend your hard earned money on something more worthwhile.
... View MoreHahaha! This is such an awesomely bad movie! Most of the dialogue in this fantastic flick consists of "dude" and "bro." But really, what else do you expect from a Motocross movie. The "zombies" in this movie can't really be considered zombies, because the official rule book for being a zombie clearly states that to kill a zombie you have remove the head or destroy the brain, but these creatures die by body shots. But that's just a minor fallacy, compared to the "zombies" riding around on dirt bikes. I didn't think zombies had those skills, but maybe I'm wrong. Maybe this movie is the beginning of something entirely new to the zombie realm! How exciting! But I think what this movie boils down to is a love story trapped within an extremely low budget, grade B horror movie...with zombies riding around on dirt bikes.Whatever this movie is, I laughed my ass off! I loved how horrible it was! I own this movie and will never give it up! 10 out of 10
... View MoreI enjoy "quality challenged" films. This one looks like they MIGHT have invested as much as $10,000 to make this film. Most of which was probably spent on catering service for the crew and actors.What can I say that hasn't already been said? Oh yeah, the music! Oh, this soundtrack won't be winning any awards.The plot and contact lens depth characters, added to the overall "cheap feel" of this movie. A thinly disguised but very predictable response.If you've got nothing better to do with 2 hours,then this is the movie for you! If not, pass on this piece of (expletives deleted)Wayno
... View MoreWhatever you do, do NOT, I repeat do NOT spend ANY money on this movie. If it shows up on IFC one night, call and cancel your cable or satellite service. Yes, this movie is that bad. I have no idea what movie Jared from Boston watched when he wrote his review, but it could not have been the same one I saw.Now, don't get me wrong. I love good, independent, low budget movies as much as I love Hollywood blockbusters and I have seen A LOT of movies, but this thing, wow, it's just plain bad. The story was horrid, some satanic voice over in the beginning making you think it was going to be something to do with demons. I think that was added after production to try and make it sound more interesting. ZERO suspense, horrible acting and cinematography that would make a hyperactive spastic 5 year old with a camcorder look like Orson Welles.Oh and one more thing. Nice try with the Cohen Bros Productions during the opening credits. There may be COHEN Bros Productions, but they have NOTHING to do with the COEN Brothers. Don't let this fool you; this has as much in common with Joel and Ethan Coen as Ed Wood had with George Lucas.I thought this might be one of those diamonds in the rough, but it turned out to be just another unpolished turd.
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