Milf
Milf
R | 17 October 2010 (USA)
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A group of nerdy college guys who can't seem to connect with girls their own age discover the excitement of hooking up with sexy older women.

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Andrei Pavlov

We had quite different college days back in the 1990s. So, it was interesting to watch the 100% American way of life. Seems that attending an American college and living in a dorm is quite funny in a very alcoholic and sexual way.The bullies are powerful and victorious. Our timid vulnerable guys are very likable. Boy, these guys ARE funny with their one-track mind (but that's OK for their voluptuous age) and incredible postures (the guy, who looks stunned and stoned nearly all the time; the guy in the glasses - a clownish chatterbox with nothing reliable to say; the guy, whose head is always in the clouds and whose dreamy eyes always stare at the wrong places; and the Latino fellow with big bulging eyes and flapping lips). Nearly died laughing. The gals are very picky and contemptuous. So true to life. The ladies are zany all the way being unstoppable killing machines from top to toe. Well, looks like fantasy but maybe it's just America, the land of freedom and the place for the notorious GTA franchise and crazy housewives. But nobody's truly vile - and this is marvellous.One of the most remarkable features of this flick is the dialogues. They are priceless. Just make me remember the time when we used to split our sides while staring at B&B characters' signature "Heh-he!" speeches aired on MTV. Something like: "Yeah, dude! Righto! You, pricks! Your tit's hanging out! Ha-ha-ha! You, dumb-ass!!! Heh-he… What the…? Cool!" The situations are nuts, silly, and completely off the hook. Like the one in which a couple of tough black men appear in angry mood and start complaining because of the incredible noise produced by some chick that has the time of her life banging one of our "heroes" (the Latino guy). And after that the Latino guy is rushing out from the room naked and all covered in some cream, with his eyes popping out: he's drooling, happy and all. Or the one when our clownish four-eyed fellow is about to score big time with some yoga chick and is suddenly "cheered up" by her "husband guru", who emerges from the dark. And our four-eyes is checking his watch and tells some rubbish that he has to go while sitting in the bathtub right in the process of getting laid and all...Don't ever watch it if you are a serious guy fixed on serious thighs, oh, sorry, meaning serious THINGS of course, and with serious intestines, apologies again, meaning INTENTIONS to live every single moment of your life with benefit. Otherwise you will be very disappointed, feel like suicide, and will come to IMDb to bash the title on the board or in your review and claim the time and money back.But it is funny to bash a movie with the title "MILF", isn't it? Our four jerks would say something inappropriate to that for sure.A 7 out of 10, it served its purpose all right and had plenty of insane moments, when you don't know, whether to laugh or cry (the old people will be surely shocked, but not the generation of the 1990s). Thanks for attention.

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johnnyvstar

I wanted to like this movie, I mean, who doesn't love a hot cougar? The women were hot and the guys had funny moments. All in all it was OKAY. Definitely worth having on in the background if ya enjoy these kind of low-budget T&A movies. I commend the efforts of the filmmakers more than the execution. The best thing, no doubt is the nudity. GREAT nudity... if that's what tickles your pickle. I think if they woulda had a few better actors, especially for the lead guys, the movie could've been way better. I think the director did a nice job of adding effects and transitions to up the production value and give a nice, fun feel and energy to the film. The thing I think you'll notice the most are the the "comedic scenarios" and how they try to pull off funny scenes like that of the American Pie franchise. It doesn't quite nail it for me, but like I said, I commend the efforts and certainly wouldn't bitch for the last 90 minutes of my life back.

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blueeyeddad

This movie is absolutely awful! The producers/directors for this movie must have a lot of money to waste, but probably not. Some of the scenes looked like they were shot on a stage, like this was a play. The acting is 3rd rate (sorry, 2nd rate would be a stretch). How many of them have only x-rated films on their resume? The actor who plays Anthony? OMG! Stick to producing! He was terrible. DO NOT WASTE ANY MONEY ON THIS ONE! I saw it free on Netflix. Good luck to this cast in using this to find more work ;) A plot? I guess that would be the only thing that puts this a step above the normal low budget x-rated movies. The writers must have worked for free. The lines? What were they thinking? Was this made by a bunch of freshmen college students? The women used as the MILF's must have come from time off at the red light district. There was no acting here!

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stalkingdivinity

Not really into the whole teen sex comedy thing, but I wanted to pick this up because it had several late night softcore actresses I'm a fan of in it. The eye candy delivered, but in some cases was all too brief.I mostly got it because Kylee Nash is in it and I'm a big fan, and I really wanted more of her after seeing her in The Hills Have Thighs. Her scene is decently long for a bit part, very hot for non-softcore, and surprisingly funny.Christine Nguyen was one of the other main reasons I picked it up, and her scene was over a little more quickly unfortunately.Diana Terranova was also in it and I was very happy to see her in some nice naked action after the tease in The Hills Have Thighs.As for the rest of the movie, it was funny enough that I laughed at most of it. I thought the acting of everyone, both the main characters and the gorgeous ladies playing the MILFs, was surprisingly good for what a low budget it must have been considering it came from The Asylum. The jokes were basically what you'd expect, but they were delivered well and made it worth watching the entire thing instead of just skipping to the sexy bits.

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