I had seen so many reviews on this piece of shite that I had to watch it. And knowing that the director, Leon Paul De Bruyn, came from Belgium made it worth watching. It's available on Troma DVD but doesn't come available that much. But this you must see to believe, the editing is awful, the acting is terrible, the storyline is so weird you just can't understand it, well, you do but it just doesn't make any sense. All girls do walk around in their underwear and now and then they take of some clothes to show their tits. One of the actors is called Ilsa, do I need to say more. Their is gore in it, but so cheap that it becomes laughable, just see the removal of some guy's feet by a metal rope. Or the slashing of a throat happening by accident because a frog stood in the way of her foot. Man, you really must dig it to believe it, and the typical mistake as if they are dead you just see them breathing, or see a girls head being smashed, it's so softly done...Nothing is lip sync and as I said, some editing is huh, go get it, SBIG (so bad it's good)
... View MoreThis was bad - really bad. It was some Belgium film that Troma bought and slapped on some cheesy narration to make some sort of a story that never really made sense.In truth, it could have been a slide show for all the action that was in the film. The only time anything at all happened is when they were blowing some poor soul's head off, or chocking some picnicer.There weren't even any sex scenes. This was supposed to be some sort of lesbian horror film. Well, it was a horror all right, and, if there were any lesbians in this film, they were all virgins.Stay far away from this one, even if it is free on Netflix.
... View Morewhat can you really say??its a must see for fans of the ridiculous,bizarre and so far fetched its actually really funny. any film that has a baby born with an elvis tattoo,women running around with shorts so small you can tell their birth signs brandishing BIG guns,and insatiable desires for sex and violence is alright with me. complete escapism and fantastic cheesy narration make it a tack lovers dream... i am not sure any of the actors worked again but i know if i had made this film i would be proud as it seems to mock the very core of the bad action and porn films that so often take themselves to seriously. hats off...lingerie out.
... View MoreThe full title is Maniac Nurses Find Ecstasy. Interestingly enough, Ecstasy was in Vermont, not far from Montpelier.Here's the formula to duplicate this movie: shoot some cheap videotape footage of women in white lingerie. You don't even need to shoot sound footage. In fact, it's more flexible without sound. Just make sure there are plenty of shots of the women from behind, so you can dub in some voices later without having to worry about lip-synching. This gives you the additional advantage of having the movie in any language for later distribution. Why just imagine your masterpiece in Catalan or Frisian, or even in Latin for its run in Vatican City. Include a little bit of nudity and gore, although this will have to be cut when the pope watches. "Hey, now that I have the footage of them doing various things in my backyard, how does that become a movie?"Easy, make up a story. Any story. Just watch an old episode of Alfred Hitchcock on Nick at Night, and copy down a plot summary. Now have one of your friends with a deep voice read your summary aloud, and tape him. Add this here and there throughout your footage as a voice-over narration. It worked for Blade Runner, and it can work for you."Hey, I did that and it's only 44 minutes long."No problema, amigo. Here's how to lengthen it. Watch a travelogue on TV and tape it. Let's say it's about Venice. Choose about 10 minutes of good stuff, insert it in your footage somewhere near the end, and have one of the characters say something to another, something like "you wonder how it all began? Your mother and I met in Venice, where I was working as a gondolier." Have him or her recite some background activities, some interesting facts about Venice, or just some generic thoughts like "those were the good times, I tell you. Yessireebob". If you have a friend who can say it with an Italian accent, all the better. Or for that matter, any accent will do. People who watch movies like "Maniac Nurses" can't tell the difference between a Chinese accent and Estonian."Hey, no travelogues on tonight. Just some shark specials on Discovery."No problem, my friend. Just change the monologue to "your mother and I met off the great barrier reef, where I was hunting the Great White with Captain Cousteau's crew." Pretty much any real-life footage will work."OK, done, now I still need another 15 minutes?"Easily fixed. This is where you add some fine art which will make your film much admired at Cannes. Does your script take place over four days? That's three sunsets and three or four sunrises which not only add to the beauty of your masterpiece, but provide an all-important time marker for your film, and do so much more subtly than ripping the top page off one of those desk calendars. Do your characters live in a house? Surely there is a beautiful old home near you which will make for some good exteriors. Your narrator simply needs to say something like, "meanwhile, in Stately Wayne Manor, ... ".Finally, perhaps one of your characters is reading some magazine. Right after the footage of the character, show some of the articles he or she was reading. If you show some warning signs of cancer or something, you'll not only add educational value but also provide redeeming social importance, which is so critical to those obscenity trials. And this has an added plus. Later in the film you can add the exact same footage back in as a flashback, while your character tries to remember that third warning sign. Use the same footage again and again to add to the fun, as you provide valuable insight into your character's psychological development, or deterioration, as the case may be.Now the only thing left to do is to dust off the mantlepiece, and make a little extra room for your Palm D'Or.
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