Our favorite Brazilian midget exploit star is back in MINI VAMPIRE TAINTS - another bizarre outing from the land that brought us such classics as SEXUAL EMOTIONS OF A DONKEY, IN THE HEAT OF THE HOLE, and EXPLICIT COMMAND (amongst MANY others).This one has the pint-sized pervert runnin' around and peepin' in on couples getting' their groove on, set to a ripped-off 80's music sound-track. Chumb rolls around the 'hood suckin' on necks and used tampons to feed his habit for blood, and as long as he's rockin' his Sonny Crockett Ray-Ban knock-offs, he can even chill out in the sun!Who the hell knows what the "plot" of this hardcore sexploiter is (as I surely don't speak Portugese...), but I know it's a good bit of fun. Sleazy and funny in equal measures, I've grown quite fond of the 80's Brazilian exploit scene and suggest that other like minded exploit-lovers grab a hold of as many of these rare films as you can - I doubt you'll be disappointed. MINI VAMPIRE TAINTS isn't the best of the bunch - but definitely worth a look...7/10