This rair jewel of a film, had me sucked into It's World... It's CYBER WORLD! It was only 10 minutes into the film, before I shouted out in the theater;'WHY?! WHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE THIS?!' The rest is history, CYBER HISTORY! Let's take eh look... Oh My! Oh My Sweet Babeh Boi! Woo-Wee! Baby Boy! Yes, Yes, Yes! Noo!... I disagree, I think "The Lion King" is still the best! Mufasa!

The first 15 minutes or so of Lawnmowerman 2 were just utterly confusing. There is a man caught in cyberspace, an exploding building, paraplegic undergoing rehab and sudden jump to the future, all in a confused jumble. At this point I actually went online to check that I got the right movie, I was surprised to learn that I did.Once the initial confusion has settled down a bit you can get into the story proper which is only slight more watchable than the messed up intro. We have a bunch of kids in "the future" fighting against a crippled evil genius trying to control cyberspace, and all of it is clad in a super cheesy mid 90's aesthetic. It's kind of like "The Matrix" but for kids; with jargon like 'information super highway' and a dumb plot it feels both dated and inane. And it's not even cheesy enough to be funny.There is no point in commenting on acting, directing and so on, none of it matters with a film like this.

This is not so much a review as it is to the confession of a crime; a tale of theft, an unreturned VHS-tape, left at the rental-return but not properly shoved into the slot and having taking said film home to be watched for free.See, it was the middle of the night, the shop long closed and the label of said videotape said "Lawnmover Man 2". Having been a huge fan of the first part, I couldn't resist grabbing the tape, dragging it home and shoving it into the player. Even acquired a litre of plonk wine (back then favoured by impoverished students) to celebrate the joyous occasion of finally seeing a sequel.The plonk didn't help it, the bottle empty before the second half of the film, upon which I ended this farce and pressed first the "stop", then the "eject" bottom. Returned the VHS to said return-slot the same night, not wanting to have it at home and fearing that a trash bin would reject the tape.And, if whoever had to pay late-fees for this tape happens to read this review: consider this the price of an education. One doesn't rent crap like that! No points from me and the obligatory one point that IMDb gives it.

Yes, it may be one of the worst films ever made, yes its incredibly dated, but it still has the futurama appeal of the 1st movie however, unlike the first this is far less intellectual (not to say V1 was), but since a couple things in this wont come to pass for a couple years now, i reaken the best time to watch this would be somewhere around 2011 on a computer hooked up to a pair of those $1000 glasses with a projector built in while using something like the emotive headset (google it before you cry n00b)instead of a mouse.But then again, since it's more of a cheap CGI/blue screen version of the Die Hard series rather than an intelligent forerunner to the Matrix like the first, i'm inclined to say this is more akin to a 1996 vinegar than to the 1992 port-noir the original was.