"The Last House on Hell Street" doesn't seem to know why it exist and plays out as if the creators were writing the script as it was being filmed. Some guy marries some woman and the two decided to have their honey moon in the middle of a field. Seriously, they had no plans beyond laying in a field. The couple luckily comes across an abandoned house, where they take refuge. However, it turns out that this house is actually cursed by the guy's mother, who became a ghost after she was murdered by the guy's father. Apparently in this universe, being murdered causes your face to become distorted by cheap color effects. The guy then goes crazy (Jack Nicolson in "The Shining" style) and tries to kill his wife. Luckily for the woman, her husband turns out to be completely incompetent at the art of murder. I guess he did not inherit that skill from his father. Somehow the woman manages to kill her husband, causing the house to re-birth him. I'm not kidding. This house literally grows a womb and gives birth to a dead man. The couple then walk off into the sunset together as if nothing ever happened. This is by far the worst film by Eric Stanze that I've seen. It's boring, makes little sense, and is just plain weird at times. The plot consist almost entirely of the characters trying to find things do, just to transition to the next scene. Luckily even Stanze himself admits this movie is terrible, so it shouldn't be used to judge his films as a whole. Still, "The Last House on Hell Street" manages to be one of the most bizarre films I've seen in awhile. Unfortunately, it does not manage to be entertaining.

I saw Only Shack on Deserted Field about 7 or 8 years ago. I remember this movie because of the joke I played on my friends with it. Being as it was the worst movie experience of my life, I felt a strange sense of anger. I was bitter. I felt that I had been wronged, and I wanted others to feel my pain. I then burned 2 copies and gave them to 2 of my friends who love horror movies. I told them I had just come across an amazing horror movie. Their reaction goes without saying. Halloween holds the title of greatest film ever for me. Any horror movie I see I rank on a scale of Last House on Hell Street-Halloween. It's my own scale of 1-10 ranking, if you will. 8 years later and hundred of horror movies later, my scale remains intact. With that being said, I recommend this movie. Why? We see average and below average horror all the time. It passes the time and pretty much goes in one ear and out the other. I absolutely guarantee this movie will forever stick with you. After you see this, you will never utter the lines "worst movie I've ever seen" again. If you do, please pass the title along, I would love to see something that beats this.

Makes one wonder in what century this movie is suppose to take place as we see people wearing white blouses, white and weird-shaped dresses and bonnets ... a women gets killed by her husband because of their, um, crazy son? I'm guessing because I dozed off a minute or two. The murdered woman returns speaking directly into the camera narrating the entire movie. We see a young married couple holding hands skipping through fields and forests and sharing an apple for lunch. Later the woman is tied and tortured by the same guy. She escapes and kills him with an axe and yells ... something. We see a close-up of a birds nest with red pulsating meat inside which transforms into a man. Woman & man hold hands skipping through fields and forests. The End. Suck. Suck. Suck. Why must most Indie Horror suck? I mean, they get the gore right but the rest is dressed in artsy fartsy boredom. I'm surprised my brain did not explode but damn - talk about suck, dull and boring. Gets my vote for worst film I watched this year. Here are crimes LAST HOUSE ON HELL STREET committed: #10 BORING. Don't try to pass your film as art because HELLO! it's not. You are NOT David Lynch. But if you must insist to be "different" PLEASE make it somewhat enjoyable. #9 DUCKS. Symbolism for Married Bliss. Nice try. Since I don't believe in marriage footage of a sitting duck just annoyed me even more. #8 NATURE-FOOTAGE. Yes! do I ever love seeing footage of trees, branches and twigs! Mother nature is so exciting. #7 SOUNDS OF SILENCE. When people's lips move but there's no sound they A: have nothing important to say or B: the sound-editor screwed up or C: it was intentional. Which is even worse. #6 UPSIDE DOWN FOOTAGE. Just another lame attempt to pass as art. #5 REVERSAL FOOTAGE. See #6 #4 WHERE THE HOUSE HAS NO STREET. Not trying to nitpick but since this movie is called LAST HOUSE ON HELL STREET where's the street? #3 REVERSAL FOOTAGE ... AGAIN. We do get to see one scene three times even. What gives? Not a good scene either. #2 SCHMACK VIRGIN. No, I'm not cussing. That's the name of the lead actor. #1 JOHN SPECHT. Guilty as charged.

I honestly enjoy B movies, I like a good laugh. But this movie made me want to jump into oncoming traffic. Where was the dialog? There was so little that there may as well not been any at all. And the purple broad spoke in such re tarted riddles she may as well been speaking a foreign language. And of my god if I see another five minute montage of TREES!! I am gonna go insane. Visual art and poetry? The only thing that was remotely like that was the end where the guy came out of the houses vagina! Which I might add was funny as hell. I love a good crappy b movie but this one made me feel cheated and ripped off. I almost tried to get my 5$ back.