Not only is this the worst film I have EVER seen, It is quite possibly the worst film ever MADE! Even referring to this garbage as a "Film" is an overstatement. It seems as if the actors were plucked from an idiot convention, dragged onto the set, given their lines for the first time, and simply read them out in front of the camera and "Yeah brilliant take guys! we nailed it!" The ONLY plus point for me with this film was the fact that Alex Reid was hardly in it! His acting was actually worse than all of the rest of the cast (seriously... THAT bad...).The hardest part to believe about this film for me was that the director must of watched it back at some point, and actually WANTED to put his name on it. The "guns" used were atrocious, I used to own a more realistic cap gun when I was a child, they didn't even overlay the noise of a real gun you literally just hear a slight "pop" and then the guy being shot slowly lays on the floor.Now, I have nothing against low budget films, but if you MUST have shootings in your low budget film, at least use camera cuts so that you don't see the gun making no damage to the victim, in one of the scenes in a boxing ring, a guy is laying on the mat and is shot at point blank range in the stomach, NOTHING happens to him, no body jolts, no blood, just nothing, I mean come on, talk about bad movie making.I could rant about this feeble excuse of a film for hours, but the truth is, no matter what you read in this review, or no matter what people tell you about this film, it is far far worse than you could even imagine, I would recommend watching it JUST to see how impossibly bad it really is.This film actually made me angry, angry that this piece of crap actually had any budget at all, angry that it even got the 'go ahead', angry about the whole-new levels of cardboard acting, I honestly think you could not make a film as bad as this if you tried! Now to try and erase the memory of this despicable film from my brain...
... View MoreSomeone in the UK mentioned this flick to me to see it. I did and I was surprised what I just saw. Not coming from the UK I don't know all the actors, sigh, that are in this turkey. A bit of research told me that the most of them are in the boxing scene. Whatever, the back ground is not important. If you are making a flick then you must know what you are doing. I guess the reason why it was released was the fact that Alex Reid, winner of the final series of the UK's "Celebrity Big Brother" was in it. And of course the use of almost pornographic material. Yes, you will see an old man with a belly running around with his dick naked. You will see a lot of fake breasts in extreme close up and the film starts with an almost pornographic scene. To make it shock, well, that part surely worked. There are also a lot of shootings, well, see them drop dead, I mean, fall. The worst acting is in it, the red stuff flows, there's a lot of bare fist fighting and boxing and of course a lot of dialects, so typical for British flicks. Nothing is explained, why she has to kill 5 persons, I just don't know. If you want to see fat bodies full of tattoos, some boxing promo and fake juggs, go ahead, otherwise avoid it.
... View MoreTo say this is awful is a total understatement. The acting and i use that term very loosely - is atrocious - surely they must have been embarrassed whilst filming this pathetic excuse for a 'film'. It is just one long disjointed scene of brain-dead moron 'hard men' criminals trying to out 'hard' each other and looking like retards. In that sense it is amusing- I have ticked the spoiler box as I'm mentioning things from the film- but there is nothing to spoil. A woman (desperately trying to look younger than she actually is (Whitney dressed as Britney)who for no reason at all is forced to kill people on a list or lots of whore models and photographers will die- even when she does kill the people on the list - her 'models' (slappers) still die. Mix in a 'scouser' idiot out for revenge for his girlfriend getting a struggle cuddle in a bar cellar! - The lamest rape scene ever- seen worse in a PG film!Avoid this- Alex Reid (Mr Jordan/transvestite) rolls around looking inept at fighting with people who no one really knows- but are obviously some underground 'hard men' or something- It all makes no sense- nothing is explained- or even attempted at being explained- just dreadful acting, dialogue, pathetic editing and pound land effects and sound dubbing. I guess it does have one use- IT SHOULD BE SHOWN TO MEDIA STUDENTS AS A "HOW NOT TO MAKE A FILM"
... View MoreThis is like someone going around with a cine camera filming famous London lowlifes, porn stars and Z-list actors. The plot is non-existent. The "famous" rape scene is absolutely ridiculous. To rape someone, you have to have removed their underwear first! I wouldn't mind if the gore was realistic. It is actually laughable in the extreme. Don't insult your intelligence by sitting through this. Cass Pennant is not a professional actor and he gives the "best of a bad lot" performance of anyone in the film. I am assuming this film had a budget of around 50p. That's what it looks like to me. You'd do better yourself on YouTube !
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