Too many low budget horror films are mistakenly expected to be intellectual masterpieces of modern cinema. Sadly, many viewers are confused by this, but the truth is they are (low budget) and in many cases close to (no budgets). The directing team of Adams & Picardi are well known to work with next to nothing, and I think "Jigsaw" is what it's supposed to be: a low budget, fun horror flick. The story is goofy to begin with, a group of students embark on an art project of piecing together a mannequin. Being the troubled souls that they are, they use power tools and weapons as limbs, and would you believe it... It comes to life and terrorizes them. Nothing too thought-provoking or out of the ordinary here, it's a cheesy, fun film with some decent and dumb moments. The acting is solid, and I found it to be a fun little evening of mindless horror. If you take these films for what they are, you'll find them much more enjoyable...
... View MoreOK another film bought by me and Joe Swatman. OK this isn't the worst film i've reviewed this week but it still sucked royaly. we had a lot of fun watching this piece of crap.The Monster Jigsaw is a mish mash of all these dysfunctional students ideas, u just know ur in for trouble when someone equips him with a buzzsaw and a sawed of shotgun, the film wasn't as gory as we hoped, i mean on of the deaths is a heart attack. Again i think the acting sucks, sum of the actors must be porn stars and one get into her undies for what ever reason. The absolute worst part is the ending, it leaves it open for a bit of a Jigsaw 2 but thats never gunna happen lets face it.My ratings:funny 4/100 mock (how much fun we had mocking it) 73/100 acting 8/100 generally 12/100
... View MoreAs lame as my heading sounds, I actually liked this movie.The plot itself is actually pretty interesting. Collin explains to his 5 students the premise for their final exam. He gives each one a limb from mannequin, so they can decorated anyway they like. In the end they will assemble the parts and create a "Jigsaw". They meet up at Sneaky Petes at the request of Collin to assemble the "Jigsaw", but before this, you must order drinks and explain the why you decorated it the way you did. Here is where character depth is achieved, but only through Tawny and Louis, because the rest of the students only reply with things like "It's just a f***ed up creepy robot head" Next they will have a bonfire and burn up "Jigsaw", who apparently does not like this part of the exam ,because he comes to life. How? Well, we are never really informed. Guess he just wanted to get out of the fire. For the next half hour the students are killed off one by one. The one part that p***ed me off about the movie is that we are never even shown what "Jigsaw" is doing with the parts that he is removing from each dead victim. Did I mention "Jigsaw" is an actual mannequin? The end itself is no surprise. The teacher, Collin turns out to be a jerk and sacrifices Valeri(our heroine) to save his own butt, which ,if you haven't already guessed fails miserably, because "Jigsaw" kills him instead. As I Read my own comments, I don't know why I enjoyed this movie so much? It must have been because of the Tawny character. She is rather stunning and does a great sort of table dance for the rest of the goons at Sneaky Petes. Her Boyfriend Todd is a total jerk for preferring beer over her. As she so quaintly puts it when she is left alone. "Hello, Hot Horny chick here" She also has the best story out of the 5 and prefers a no gore death scene. Did I mention she is pure sex candy without having a T&A scene?Well, that's my take on "Jigsaw" Hey I like scary movies and this one is 100 times better than "Bleed" also full moon studio. Do I recommend it? Sure. Have fun with it. What other movie can you have a walking mannequin do the killings. Kane Hodder, watch out!
... View MoreStraight to the point, this is one of the best horror films i've ever seen. The storyline is gripping from the start till the end - and you'll want to see the movie again and again. The acting throughout is superb and this movie deserves 10/10. Whoever says it's rubbish and deserves 1/2 stars obviously did see the class throughout. Jigsaw is one of the best horror characters of all time, and i would say he's a better character than anyone in Saw 1,2 or 3. I would also say that Saw 1,2 and 3 are worse than this movie - this really sets standard for horror movies.One of the Best Horror Movies of all time.
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