I Hate Valentine's Day
I Hate Valentine's Day
PG-13 | 27 June 2009 (USA)
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A love story set in Manhattan, where a florist who abides by a strict five-date-limit with any man finds herself wanting more with the new restaurateur in town.

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Erika Branch

You've got the typical plot line of "I don't want a relationship...oh wait no, I like you". Except the lead role is a woman who has a face that is stuck on a clown smile and she awkwardly loves everything. Every character is a stereotype that was poorly portrayed. You have the douchebag friend who only wants to bang every woman mentioned and the two gay guys who are the back up friends. The whole movie is a big pile of cliché'. It's a little painful to watch. I wouldn't waste any money on it.

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ozlock-1

My only hesitations about writing a review is first, I watched it, and second, I did not have a zero stars choice.Based on the Supreme Court definition, this movie is pornography, i.e., totally without redeeming social value. On the other hand, I should move to Brazil because someone gave it four stars. What is in the water there?Who is Nia Vardalos? She "starred" in, wrote and either she is a gillionaire who financed this movie, or has a very rich husband/lover who put up the money, or has friends whom everyone should have.The movie is totally inane. On the other hand, presumably, it provided employment for a whole bunch of people in a time of economic need. So I guess I can justify one star after all.

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shanndez

I was excited to see this was a Nia Vardalos movie when I was searching for something to watch. However, I became quickly disappointed and got confused when I saw John Corbett. Was it a My Big Fat Greek Wedding sequel? NO. The plot was OK. There have been worse. But overall, it's pretty much Nia who sucks in the film. Sorry Nia.Nia has permanent-smile throughout the movie, which doesn't seem to change much and also seems forced. In most of the scenes, it's like she's posing. Her character is very unnatural.This film fails on too many levels. It could be the poster child for side effects caused from a movie that was written, directed and acted by the same person. I recommend this moving for reference only!

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KineticSeoul

This really isn't terrible as some people are claiming it to be, yeah it isn't a great romantic comedy but it isn't a boring one either. So it's basically about a girl named Genevieve Gernier who has this philosophy of never dating more than five times and never keeping a long term relationship until she meets a guy named Greg Gatlin who owns a restaurant near her flower shop. And yes these 40 yr old protagonists who acts immature and stupid at times, but it didn't get to the point of it getting so very annoying. I personally think it's cause of the movie "My Big Fat Greek Wedding" which is probably a better romantic comedy that Genevieve Gernier is in is why this film is probably taking a lot of bashing for. Anyways yeah it's silly, it's stupid, and it's unrealistic, but I personally didn't think it was terrible and it did have it's moments. I mean I was entertained for most of it, despite it's flaws.5.8/10

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