Girls Gone Dead
Girls Gone Dead
R | 28 March 2012 (USA)
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A group of six ex-high school cheerleaders are stalked by a killer with a medieval war hammer and battle axe during their first Spring Break from college.

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Michael Ledo

Rebecca (Katie Peterson) known as "The Virgin Mary" joins 5 girlfriends for a debacle weekend break. Her mother watches over her like Carrie's mother. Meanwhile a film crew similar to "Girls Gone Wild" follows them around. There is also a slasher who wears a mask, that isn't too hard to figure out due to the limited number of candidates and cliche writing.The style mimics the 80's slasher with ample nudity and Troma style effects. If fact it goes too far overboard in that it is more of a "Girls Gone Wild" film with a slasher. The dialogue and interactions of the characters was weakly written, which is hard to do for this type of film. Plenty of nudity and scream queen Linnea Quigley is always a treat. If you are looking for a slightly amusing slasher with plenty of nudity, this one will fill in until something better comes along. Personally I preferred, Sid Haig's "Creature," to each his own.Ryan Keely who does lesbian scenes in adult movies, coerces ample Mandy to remove her top in front of her, yet in another scene rejects the advances of Caley Hayes.Perv guide: F-bomb, crude sexual talk, sex, nudity (Brandy Whitford, Krystyna Ahlers, Shea Stewart, Ryan Keely, Kelly Otis, Caley Hayes, Janessa Brazil, uncredited stripper, uncredited slide girl) and full frontal nudity (Jennifer Worthington).

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glennataylor

If you watch this movie you love really really bad movies with no plot, really really bad "actors" sorry to real actors. I'm not sure it actually qualifies as a movie. it is sort of a conglomeration of really ugly, really flat, really fat, really horrible "people" that think they act. The only girl that is actually somewhat almost not ugly is so dumb that it makes her horrid attempt at acting almost tolerable, the rest are so bad, so ugly, so stupid and so pathetic that there are really no reasons to watch this abortion. The "lead" actress is so nasty, so ugly and so bad that anyone that would actually "sleep with her" is gay. She resembles a man much more than a woman.

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trashgang

Ho-ho, what a great opening for this flick, A girl entering a church were everything seems normal suddenly changes into a black mass and one girl has to die, full frontal gratuitous nudity combined with gore so it surely had my attention. But then the girl that entered the church wakes up, it was a nightmare. From there on we got all clichés. The virgin looking girl becoming the hot chick. being warned not to go to a place because it's weird. Scantily clad girls....cell phones placed in cleavage, swimming pool swim turns into breast showing, you know what I mean, it's one for the boys because boobs do act better than the girls but they do forget it has to be a horror as stated on the DVD. I never watched it for the comedy because by now we all know that horror and comedy mostly doesn't work out that good. When the killer enters it do has a few nasty moments and it all looks good but it's the acting that tears this down and the slowness of the flick itself. What attracted me more were the well known faces, Ron Jeremy, Beetlejuice, Linnea Quigley and I can go on and on. At the end of the day, no horror, bad acting, when the killing comes in it's okay and bloody, but overall its watching girls showing their tits from A till C cup and walking around in bikini's. Not that much blood running but i'm sure that some guys watching this will their blood have running to one place....Gore 1,5/5 Nudity 3/5 Effects 1,5/5 Story 1/5 Comedy 0/5

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warsystem04

I'll admit that I originally decided to watch "Girls Gone Dead" because Sal and Beetlejuice of The Howard Stern Show fame are in it, and I've been BIG FAN of the show and especially Beet since adolescence. For what it is, this movie is actually pretty well done, and of course, entertaining. The cast is outrageous, and in addition to the Stern favorites mentioned above, professional wrestler Jerry Lawler and the legendary Ron Jeremey are both in it as well.A group of girls get together to spend spring break at one of their parents' summer home, and proceed to get wasted, meet a group of guys, run into a stalker ex, and get killed off one by one. The gore is plentiful, with the slayings at the mansion where the massive spring break filming party is taking place being among the best. The movie is also propelled along by the massive amount of eye candy, with almost every scene featuring girls in swimwear or topless. The reveal of the killer, the motive, and the overall blatant anti-religious message is pretty humorous as well.Of course, this is no masterpiece of cinema, but it isn't trying to be. I like that while never taking itself seriously, it still comes off as a watchable homage to the golden age of slasher flicks. Throw this one on with a group of friends, it's a lot of fun.

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