Some of my friends sometimes say, "have you ever seen such a film, it is really bad?" I tell them to go away and watch this film, then come back and tell me just how bad their film was again. So far 100% have come back to tell me that compared to this "film", their film was actually brilliant!

What a terrible load of old rubbish. Dave Courtney commits yet another crime against the film industry, abetted by a terrible script,lame direction and the acting efforts of Bannerman ( where am I?) andLucy Drive ( I had a lobotomy but it doesn't affect my acting). No plot, no suspense, no action, the entire thing is like wading through treacle,I can't remember a worse feature film, and the director (I can't even be bothered to scroll up to check his name), takes his rightful place alongside the bottom of the barrel scrapers like Liam Galvin, Drew Cunningham and Neil Jones. Might be worth a viewing with plenty of friends and even more beer, under those circumstances it might be fun, but if you are looking for a gangster movie or a thriller then avoid this like the rancid offering that it is.

I can not understand what made me sit through this rubbish? It was appalling, the worst of the worst. An English, Spaghetti Western, mixed with a Chinese martial arts film! I feel devastated that I wasted nearly two hours of my life watching it. It did look like a creative tech class at school that knocked up the screen play for a level 1 BTEC (sorry kids, you would have made a better job) This film rating could easily have been given minus figures. Please, please do not ever make another film, I am just glad I never paid to watch it, or even god forbid. to have bought it!Stick to being a doorman!

Absolutely loved this thrilling little tale of deceit, murder and ultra violence!!! Full English Breakfast is a must see for lovers of all things crime and British, and it's a testament to the enduring quality of the UK industry.The story is one of my favourites of recent memory, a tale about an enlisted geezer hard on his luck who stumbles into the cutthroat world of Dave Bishop's drug dealing empire. The big man has had some trouble with with his own henchmen - looks like someone's done the old two thirty on him and denied Dave some of his bees an honey. So Dave starts tearing the place apart trying to get to the bottom of this... in the meantime the new boy starts chatting up his missus, and that's when you know the three penny bits are going to start hitting the fan.This was a great watch, sterling tribute to Dave Courtney, and a chance to see him at his finest as an unforgettable villain. A must see - just make sure the sprogs are in bed!