I'm going to say that following contains spoilers except nothing could make this film more spoiled than it already is. I made a lot of use of the forward button to race through the "kinky fu##ery" scenes because I've rarely seen anything so awkward. The best part of the while film is seeing Kim Basinger's character's face get both a drink thrown in it and slapped in the same scene. To be fair Kim Basinger looks mortified by being in this, which should tell you something. The whole series of books and films are an insult to anyone who has a few kinks in them as a result of some trauma, and also to the people who choose a dom/sub lifestyle for any reason. Some films are greater than the sum of their parts but the despicable premise, horrible script and scenery chewing delivery means that this film ends up far less than the sum of its. Jamie Dorman has chops and I died a little inside for him after seeing this film which absolutely is, as has been said before, far worse than the first instalment. Not sexy, just dumb.

I tried. I started the movie, sat down comfortably and did not even go halfway through when I had to stop it and go watch and actual good movie. WHY? The source material was pretty terrible as well. However, casting was the worst. Zero chemistry.

Fifty Shades DarkerThe plot has a lot to offer but it lacks character development and worst of all execution which just results into dull and dry emotions and addition to that the lead actors lacks acting skills.

I don't even know where to begin with this monstrosity. The script and plots are written and thrown together in such a way that it seems like someone read the book and tried to write down some of those events for the script. Then they expected that you must have also read the book also so it will make sense to you. Newsflash. This movie is so poorly written and thrown together you won't have the first clue. The events are so far fetched when they a thrown in there that you can't being to take them seriously. Let's start with Christian Grey himself. He's supposedly around 21 and a billionaire. Even without talking, he doesn't even begin to be oozing power or importance when he walks into a room. And 21? I don't think so. Then we have Anastasia who is very unattractive and plain. Yet her boss corners her because he is just wanting to have sex with her "so bad." If that wasn't enough they have the boss saying very cringy comments like, "I can make you *** better than your bf can." LOL It was like something from a bad porn. Then she goes home and Christian has him fired. That's the end of it. All within a span of a minute. No build up to the event and not acknowledgement when a solution was found. Very insignificant presentation. If the writers didn't care that much about the event why should we?Then this weird chic breaks into her apartment who is Christian's ex. Again this scene only lasts a minute. No importance no real point other than it's just another event thrown in to take up some time. This events supposedly take place same day. lol Not buying it. Then Christian's helicopter goes down. Suddenly they are at his apartment worried and it's already on the news. After 30 seconds they announce he has been found and he walks into the door. Again this entire scene of events is a minute or two a most. In between all this you have some cringy sex scenes and some of the worst acting I've ever seen. Please at least make sure the actors have chemistry before putting them to bed together. It's awful. And yes I've seen tons of B movies. Was the director even there during filming? Even Kim Basinger's acting was horrendous like they did it all in one quick take without knowing the lines beforehand. It's just a bunch of B- acting, no chemistry characters, and random, unbelievable, and pointless events thrown together. I guess the real point is supposed to be their awkward relationship, but there is no dialogue really to support that only some bad sex scenes. The last movie started with him claiming he didn't want a relationship and then suddenly in this one he's changed his mind overnight with no hints, no warning, no dialogue? I've just never in all of my life seen something so random and cringy