Sloppy Secondary, Home of the Nailers. . . Mr. Balszac . . . 'Nuff said. Just know what you're getting into and you MIGHT enjoy this comedy horror.

Ryan, what have you done this time. You came out of nothing with Gutterballs (2008), the best one you made so far but what the hell is this. This hasn't got an actual story and the acting was below zero. The only thing that makes it watchable are the killings. Maybe for boys who love big tits they will love the girls walking in tiny shirts.The effects used are very good and gorehounds will love that but you have to sit through a really boring flick. It's the bad acting that makes it unbelievable and even laughable. Just watch the retard, how cliché was that? Maybe the cum scene was a big joke but doesn't fit here in this flick. It's going from good Torched (2004) to (Gutterballs) to worse (Hangar (2009))to this. The title has said it, Ryan is having a famine. God, how is it possible. Just watchable for the killings...and that's the reason I gave it a 4.Gore 4/5 Nudity 0,5/5 Effects 4/5 Story 2/5 Comedy 0/5

Famine is one of the worst movies that I have ever seen. Writer-director Ryan Nicholson should be banned from the industry and deported from Canada to an island in the middle of the ocean, with no electricity and no chance of getting behind a camera again for the rest of his natural life. A group of valley girl types and guys as equally vacuous wander the halls of a school and mostly spend their time in a gym talking about a yearly "famine" where no one can eat for 24 hours. The acting is incredibly bad, and the script and non-existent storyline is beyond belief. Someone is bludgeoned to death about every ten minutes by a killer in a life size Howdy Doody outfit, while heavy metal music blares in the background. The only positive note is the fact that this piece of sh** ends in a merciful seventy seven minutes. Oh Canada, how could such a travesty have escaped your border to be inflicted upon the rest of the world.

This is the work of Ryan Nicholson, an accomplished makeup effects artist and the special effects makeup in Family are really quite good. Nicholson's work may remind some viewers of Tom Savini's work in the 1980s. While the cast is inexperienced most of them handled their lines just fine and most of the girls are absolutely gorgeous. People who sit down to Famine with the expectation of a horror film may be put off because it's more of a comedy with elements of horror. Famine won't give you nightmares - it doesn't assault the senses the way Evil Dead does but it also isn't as successful at melding comedy & horror as Army of Darkness was. Famine may suffer the most from the writing; the story (not the script) leaves a lot to be desired and the editing took the wind out of the sails for the suspense in one scene after the next so the climax is more like a mercy killing of this interesting feature. I hope Ryan Nicholson will take a wider view of the talented people in the world and avoid trying to do everything himself next time. With a better story, I think Famine may prove to be a starting point of some great films to come from this talented man.