Ebony, Ivory & Jade
Ebony, Ivory & Jade
PG | 24 September 1976 (USA)
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An American track team has just arrived in The Philippines for an international competition. Among the competitors are Ginger and Pam, nicknamed "Ivory" and "Ebony", who meet up with another friend, Jackie, nicknamed "Jade". After they arrive at their hotel, a gang of thugs kidnaps them, along with some other girls from the team. To get away, the trio are going to have to use all their fighting skills.

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sllaw_hguorht

I can't believe I made eye contact with someone in the process of renting this movie. Renting this movie is a f###ing shameless act. It starts out strong. Charmingly low budget. Slow motion of women running. Bad acting in weird settings. But my God this movie is boring. There are some sweet fight scenes, but it is a real slog between them. A huge section of this movie is shot using the "technology" of filming in the daytime and then making the colors muddy and awful to simulate the scene being at night. It sucks.

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Leofwine_draca

A middle-of-the-road entry into the '70s action adventure mould, mixing girls-with-guns shoot-outs, martial arts, blaxploitation and even a little women-in-prison peril into an action-fuelled, sometimes exciting odyssey. Cirio H. Santiago directs with his usual workmanlike abilities, avoiding style at every turn and instead offering up a bog standard and rather routine movie that never gets tiresome at a pacy eighty minutes. Shot in the Philippines with a bare minimum of expertise and money, the film chronicles the adventures of three ass-kicking femme fatales as they find themselves kidnapped for nefarious reasons by a gang of ugly Chinese and Filipino bad guys. As their relations (including a P.I. and a SHAFT wannabe detective) search desperately for the missing girls, they launch repeated escape attempts, which invariably result in some solid if not amazing kung-fu fight techniques.The best thing the film has to offer is this action, which takes place in a nice range of varied locales - my favourite is the shoot-out in the graveyard. Santiago makes good use of the Filipino locations to provide an interesting visual backdrop to the story and maintains a sense of realism at all times. However, being a PG-rated movie, there is little of the explicit sex or violence which categorise '70s blaxploitation/women-in-peril drive-in movies, aside from a nice meaty moment where a bad guy is pushed into a mangler - hilariously entertaining! The acting is of an adequate standard, but there are no really outstanding performances or memorable turns from the cast here - many of the Filipino extras mingle together, Colleen Camp is a fairly annoying woman, and Katon and Anderson prove to be more adept at high-kicking than quality acting. Although the film does offer the basic minimum of entertainment, it still packs a punch in places and there isn't anything really to dislike about it. Personally I would have preferred something a bit more spectacular but hey, that's Cirio H. Santiago for you...

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funkyfry

This one's a bit of a surprise in that it ends up being a pretty satisfying movie. Plenty of violent karate and kung fu with hot women beating the crap out of unidentified Phillippino men, co-ed blonde athletes killed by machine guns, and cheezy supposed boxer with a large afro. In other words, it's got a lot to offer. But, the photography is pretty crappy (although I wonder if it's not also cropped on Anchor Bay's DVD) and the acting is dragged down by a poor script with stilted dialogue.

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thomperyt

I bought this movie a few months ago for the incredible sale price of $1.25 american (on DVD even). But that should tell ya'll how good it is. There are so many things wrong with this movie (technically speaking) it's insane. The two main problems are the sound and the lighting. First, whoever recorded the sound should have turned the treble way down. It's so high that everytime someone screams (which is often) my windows almost broke. So during the film I turned down the sound but then you can't hear any of the dialogue. Ahhh! Second, the lighting in the film is so bad that at least half the time viewers can't tell what's going on. I'm not joking, all you hear is sound effects (which sound worse than a cheesey Kung Fu flick)and see none of the fighting. My third and final complaint regards the character Ivory. The previews and plot line tag the three as ass kicking women, but in the movie all the fighing is done by Ivory and Jade. The white chick just sits and complains half the time. What a priss. Anyway, if you have a chance to see this movie or do something else, do something else.

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