If you were to rate this movie on how good it is, it's about a 2. But as far as how much fun you'll have watching it, I would give it a 10. This is one of the cheesiest 90's movies ever made. The dialogue is beyond horrible, the plot doesn't make any sense, there's some sort of loophole or mess-up in every scene, and the characters are priceless/terrible. If you are a fan of bad movies, this is a MUST SEE. And as a side note, I would pay good money for this movie's soundtrack. Trust me when I say that you WANT to see an idiot in chain mail named AxeWolf jive-walking around the Arizona desert. And some choice quotes to get you interested: "This is the 90's. We're businessmen." "See that strange lady? That's my ace in the whole. That's my magic lady."
... View MoreRobert Z'Dar's chin deserves its own credit in the movie. This guy has a chin that would eat Jay Leno's chin for a lightweight snack and not even blink. How freaky would it be to see a chin that blinked? I wish I had a screenshot from the movie of Z'Dar wearing his chain mail because he looks JUST LIKE Buzz Lightyear. Anyway, laughing at his chin is the only sort of entertainment you're going to get from watching "Dragonfight." Since Michael Paré is in the movie, my friends and I thought this would be a good one to rent and make fun of. Nope. This is a movie that's so bad it's *not* funny, and Paré wouldn't appear in it for more than 5 minutes.Unless you like a 5-minute premise stretched out to 83 minutes by showing repetitive shots of people running in the desert and climbing hills, then I suggest you avoid this one by any means necessary.
... View MoreThis movie almost plays as a sequel as whoever wrote it seems to think you should know what is going on so he isn't going to take the time to explain it. The "plot" and I am using the term loosely is I am guessing a bunch of rich people in corporations make bets based on two guys fighting to the death. Sounds simple enough, but wait...somehow one of the warriors is able to come back from the dead. How? Who knows...it has something to do with this gal who I think was some kind of sorceress. This is never really touched upon much, but hey she is cute and I think that is why she is stuck in this one. Nothing much to be said for the fighting as it involves Robert Z'Dar and some other guy. When I first saw this movie I only caught the end and wondered why the heck Z'Dar was dressed as a knight and he was going around killing people (his character goes berserk or something and starts killing more than just the guy he is fighting). I thought this was some movie about time travel, which would have been better than what it was really about. You occasionally flash to these board members watching the fight and other stuff...it does have a rather catchy tune to it and it is rather short so it wasn't all bad. As I have said though it plays like a sequel to something.
... View MoreThis must be the worst movie ever made in the film history... It has no connected story. You don´t understand what the film is about... You´re totally confused.. I think there´s some guys wandering around in the desert looking för each other (like, they want to kill each other)... At the same time there´s some dressed up, fancy-looking guys sitting in a building in a city. They all watch when those other guys try to kill each other. One thing that I don´t understand is that: How is it possible to place all that flying, non-flying cameras in the desert where those two gladiators are located??? Please tell me!!So, if you want a good laugh and some time of thinking why they ever made this film....Then see it!!!Michael Paré does a very nice work as an actor!!! YEEHHOO!!
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