Dorchester's Revenge: The Return of Crinoline Head
Dorchester's Revenge: The Return of Crinoline Head
NR | 28 May 2014 (USA)
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A group of college students researching Dorchester Stewart, better known as the infamous killer Crinoline Head, return to the scene of the horrific murders that happened in 1996.

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alliethemaster

I wish I could give this movie a 0 out of 10.This movie has the stupidest story created EVER. It looks like they took a homeless man off of the street put a doll mask on him and wrapped some lace crap around his head. Not scary or a slasher film. Anyone who likes this stupid movie has a terrible taste in horror movies. The killer looks like he went into the sewers and came back out. It deserved to be on the 2014 worst movies award. Seriously a waste of time. Anyone reading this please don't watch this movie you will regret watching the first 5 minutes. Generic story line. My final summary is this movie is one of the most terrible movies I have ever seen in my whole life. Just don't watch this movie it is not even scary or horror.

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Robert Louis

A huge step up in production value from the original yet still possess the charm and fun characters hoped for. Don't take too serious or you may end up like these guys who sit in their moms basement downloading illegal files complaining...but enjoy it for what it is. A bit of a hidden satire and fun modern slasher with great kills! The killer is just a huge beast in this one also. I think he used to be a wrestler. Great camera work as well and awesome death metal!! Debbie is great and love the drag queens. Only complaint is I wished they were in the film more! If you liked those 80s horror films you will like his too. You will never look at piñatas the same again.

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songod-95003

I have been trying to find the right words to describe this complete POS (other than it was a complete POS) and words are failing me.But I will try...Every aspect of the film, with the exception of the opening credits which were designed fairly professionally, was amateur.Uwe Boll gets a rap as being the worst film maker today and I have to instead say his films are fantastic compared to the career worth of crap Tommy Faircloth has been involved with. Look at his page here. Every film is pretty much the same story.Acting-wise, "Horror vet" Rochon was terrible (there is a reason why she has never quite "made it" in the biz); and while some of the younger actors showed a smidgen of promise, that was soon swept away by gratuitous over acting.While not a spoiler I will say there was not one shot not filmed in natural light. This tells me no budget for pro lighting! Honestly, a HS student's film project could have been shot exactly the same way this was and more than likely been more entertaining!

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quincytheodore

Cheesy horror movie is nothing new, but Dollface is all time level of low. Drag queens, stupid college kids and trailer trash plague this pile of crap. It fails as horror or even unintentionally comedy, the characters are incredibly intrusive, I doubt they could've actually made any movie worse than this mix of awfulness even if they tried.Dialog is littered with profanity, it doesn't even add anything aside from mindless gibberish. I'm fine with some cursing, but it's as though Dollface just wants to spam as many idiotic phrases as possible. I find it appalling that some of the scenes, which must have gone through process of editing, actually made it to this so called movie. They are pointless, almost like video of random people shouting at each other on internet.I usually try to elaborate on the technical aspect, but there's really no need. Dollface has absolutely no redeeming value, it's the farthest thing from entertainment you could possibly hope for.Avoid at all cost.

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