Watched this film today and was first surprised to find it was a british horror/thriller. Which is great considering it makes a change from these crappy american films with annoying accents screaming "oh my god!" every 5 minutes while running around helplessly! It really does!The film is about 3 young british women on holiday in spain who meet 4 young british men, one of whom says has a yacht & so they all head to the yacht & anchor out at sea. Though when a rough seuxal technique known as the "Donkey Punch" gets mention, along with hard drugs & sex, things go horribly wrkng! 1 of the men tries the move on 1 of the girls only for it to backfire as he ends up killing her! And so the men try to hatch a plan to get away with the manslaughter.Now the film wasn't at all "horror" like but more thriller orientated. But I guess with the deaths it just about earns that horror badge in its own right. I found the film to be pretty solid. But found the film and its chracters to be unlikeable. Like the fact there was nobody to root for, and that it got to a stage where they were as both as bad as eachother with the females mostly being more murderous than the males.Then the ending which I think ruined the film completely! Not only was it a cliched female soul survivor but the fact that final girl was no different & pretty devious! Hated that! But further on frlm the ending was that the yacht had a truckload of evidence onboard, yet in any other film with on/off logic of DNA evidence, that final girl who thought she got away with it, would be in the deep for murder with intent, while at the beginning, it started off as manslaughter. Pathetic!Overall a dissapointing thriller/horror! 3/10

Terrible, boring, contrived stupid movie about a bunch of one dimensional 20 nothings who go out on a boat ride while on vacation. One girl gets killed accidentally and it becomes women vs men in a battle for survival. Lame and lamer.

It's easy to dismiss this movie as one of the dime-a-dozen teenage horror flicks that flood nowadays. I might have given it my distinguished rating of 7/10 for its almost original story arc. Most of the acting was pretty ordinary, the chicks are almost annoying. Young people wanting to party and have a good time. And after the sex and drugs, I looked at the time and muttered, "ok, so there is 60 more minutes of me watching these kids do stupid things". Thanks to our musketeer Athos, Tom Burke, who played the character of Bluey, a sly DJ-chav (his accentuation reminds me of a whigger); and New Girl pretty boy, Julian Morris, who played shy and awkward Josh made the viewing more bearable. As it turns out the characters did not all go crazy and run amok. It was an unhurried progression of sensible malice, if there is such a thing. The scene with Bluey and Josh talking at night midway through the story was well played. It took Bluey little, if not nothing, to influence the seemingly sissy Josh. If you are willing to overlook some geographical gaffes and dig black humor ("Your lung's filling up with blood but that's why God gave you two") then it might not be too bad to watch. I think there are far more worse films. And I had to pick this one over Fellini's Satyricon, yes, really.

Donkey Punch (meaning hitting a woman whilst having sex) is an odd mash-up of poorly acted Brit flick foolery and a suspenseful murder tainted drama. It sees 3 girls hook up with 3 moronic guys, who then proceed to party on a luxury yacht. Drugs lead to filmed sex partying, which leads to an accidental death. The cover-up of the murder then leads to boys versus girls, and survival. Far-fetched, painfully trying to be trendy and slow this almost decent effort loses it's shock elements and brutal gore to a weakened script and purpose.Nothing more than OK, this is an average Brit horror based drama with twinges of quality, leaving you with a pointless empty feeling that could have been so much more. Brits should not copy US teen styled slasher flicks and stick to gritty, dark, clever plots instead.