Deadly Detour
Deadly Detour
| 02 April 2011 (USA)
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When two carloads of friends were headed to Florida the only thing on their minds were sex, booze, drugs, and rock and roll. When a case of engine trouble sidelines the group in rural Maryland it begins a downward spiral into heinous acts of killing and depravity. One by one they encounter something in the woods, an abomination of nature and science. These friends wanted a trip they would never forget and that is exactly what they got when their trip turned into a... Deadly Detour.

Reviews
Carrie Neal

I purchased this film for my best friend for Christmas on play for 6.99, as we love cheesy scary movies. However, this film is a lie. Everything about it is terrible. The box has an actual goatman on it, whereas in the film, the villain looks like the beast man from The Goonies. Not to mention the title of the film isn't actually The Goatman Murders, but in fact Deadly Detour. We were conned.The sex scenes are terrible, the actors are woeful - the only one believable as an actor is the fat guy. Mike O'Mahony has an awful lot to answer for, he has ruined film in less than 90 minutes, Hitchcock must be rolling in his grave. Falsely advertised piece of dirt. Avoid at all costs or you will lose all faith in film making as a whole.

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zak mcdonnell

actually horrendous!!!! I would strongly advise you do not watch this as you would probably much rather be eating glass! Its a low-budget terrible movie. judging by some of the shots its been made with windows movie maker and one camera (not even a good one). I am surprised this absolute garbage even made it into my local supermarket as it was so badly made. Do not be deceived by the cover because that's obviously where all of the budget has gone! the goat-like creature displayed on the front is not featured in the movie once! Instead it is a friend of the director in a cheap latex mask basically just going around putting tomato ketchup on peoples necks. I strongly advise you do not watch!!

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xkazx89

1/10 Bought this from my local Cash Generator for 50p and never turn down a bargain. Within the 1st few seconds I could tell that this movie wasn't going to be great due to the poor acting. The blood and guts you see from the 1st on screen (pre credits) death is clearly just some sort of material. I mean why couldn't animal guts be used to make it look a bit more realistic? The sound man on this film did a really poor job its hard to hear any of the actors furthest away from the microphone. Why was there a disabled person in the mens toilet when there was clearly a toilet marked for disabled people? Normal toilets never have their own disabled toilet when there's a separate one! Now mash potato looking sick? No sick I've ever seen looks like that. All of these problems are less than 20 minutes in. There's footage of a highway and then suddenly there on a road through the woods? What was the point of the random stock footage of the highway exactly? I'm confused as to the age these people are meant to be as they look in there late 20s to early 30s but I'm guessing they are meant to be teens. I also don't get why in films people happily have sex with their friends about but would anyone actually do that? I highly doubt it. When the ginger guy is peeing why is there a close up of it? I mean it's an awful fake everything! Why does no one hear anyone screaming they haven't gone that far and would still hear it! The fat guy was running away from his girlfriend yet end up running back towards her without turning round? How that works I have no idea! The girl with the red streak in her hair has to be the worst actor as her screaming is awful and just her acting in general is bad. Also how would a car shred the geeky guy to bits? Its not that powerful! The deaths of the blind people on the bus are just stupid. These people are blind not dumb I'm sure they would recognise something bad was happening and try to run not just sit there Wouldn't recommend this film to anyone its full of flaws and is just awful.

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rjsmith311

i wouldn't even rate this movie 1/10 its that bad, unfortunately i have to rate it 1/10 on here but seriously its an easy 0/10 from me, only movies that are as bad as this are, Hellinger, Legend Of Harrow Woods, Dead Matter & Nazi Zombies.i am a serious horror fan and movie reviewer however i really cant be bothered to write a serious review for this as it was offensive nonsense.if you bother to really watch it then good luck.but don't say i didn't warn you.0/10

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