This is a very very bad movie I don't think I ever watch a movie bad than this one if there is a a very bad vote this will be in the bottom of the bottom of the awful bad movies its not enough to delete it from my computer I suggest if you read this before you watch it PLEASE delete it and DON'T watch this its completely waste of time, I wish I can delete this from my memory it will be there for ever it will be my baseline of my worst moment ever in my entire life and I don't think I'll have a more worst time I watched 1000's of hours of movies and I watched bad and awful movies but NOT like this one its by far the worst ever and I don't think there will be worst than this even if they try its NOT even possible to make a worst movie ever again they hit the bottom with this I and I wish this movie deleted from all the universe I think aliens will never come to earth if they watch this one, please don't watch this I wish I didn't do it, thanks.
... View MoreI love B movies, I grew up on cheap monster movies and they are a pleasure of mine. Saying that, know this. Men in Black Dark Watcher was beyond horrible. Easily the worst movie I have ever seen and thats after sitting through small town film fests. The lack of story was attempted to be covered by strange angles, fish eye lens tricks and and odd distortions which just make any attempt at taking the movie seriously impossible. The dialog was junk and the special effects, while low grade even for a B movie would have been passable if they didn't try to pile up multiple effects destroying every scene. The focus seemed mostly to have every female in the movie wear as little as possible and choose between two acting methods, stupid as possible or wet your pants scared. Neither worked. To sum up: Horrible acting, too many cheap special effects, horrible camera and cheap story. AVOID AT ALL COSTS. Not even worth watching to make fun of.
... View MoreFor me the film showed a fresh view of film making that I have not seen before. This involved interesting views and shots that helped capture what the director was trying to show. I enjoyed the individual performances and the shot locations were beautiful. The music was in touch with the motive and reflected the mood of the characters. There were also some moments that made me laugh, which just showed the versatility of the lead characters. overall a different approach to film making that showed inventiveness. Looking forward to seeing what Philip Gardiner will come out with next. As previous form has shown, we can surly be in for wildly different experience.
... View MoreI tried, I really did try to appreciate this, but the LAME attachment to Men In Black (Its actually WOMEN IN BLACK-*COUGH* *AHEM* *LOL*)..when this is a very, very.........VERY lame parasitic attempt to siphon the fans of an actually entertaining franchise made me sick.The story is non existent, You WILL often find yourself asking (To Yourself) "What the hell does this have to do with the theme of Men In Black? "WHY are these people having casual conversations about nothing in particular?", "Why am I here?", "Who stole the last 75 minutes of my life and how do I get it back?"The "Character development" LOL...was a series of inconsequential conversations between inconsequential nobodies that lasted a total of about 10 minutes. The acting is C grade at best and From the start you can tell.I think I would have enjoyed this more (Slightly)...If it weren't toted as a sequel to something obviously well beyond the scope of this director(And infinitely more enjoyable and entertaining). Stay within boundaries and tame your ambitions before they misdirect you sir, you set the scope way too high and failed to deliver the experience. Sorry but the truth stings when its not what you want to hear.This was a total wreck and should not have been tied in ANY way to Men In Black. There are no aliens(More like low budget ghosts) although you will definitely feel alienated by the fallacy in its advertised motive(Sequel) and medium(MiB).
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