I got this film with an Amazon 50 movie pack, the Mortuary of Madness. it's something about how these pirates deposited a treasure along a river bank a long time ago and their ghosts (?) still defend it from overly-inquisitive locals. The movie looks like it was filmed on the bank of some small stream - I guess the location was cheap enough, huh? The characters battle it out with what look to be homemade pirate "weapons" and whatever pirate-looking clothes they could scrounge up at their neighborhood Goodwill store. There is some nudity, especially one silicon-enhanced pirate woman who will use any excuse imaginable to bare her breasts for all to admire; she does so frequently. What I find most confusing of all is that IMDb says the movie had an estimated budget of $500,000! So after they spent the $35 on pirate clothes, a few thou on Ron Jeremy's salary, and another $8K for the bolt-on titties, where did the remaining money go, I wonder???

Okay, so I know I am listed as the writer and even got the story credit...luckily, I know that is not true. The movie you have seen (and I am sorry) was NOT MY SCRIPT! Some of the character names were in my version, but this is not mine. This was not my story idea.Dave, if your reading this, I'm sorry to be trashing it. But you know how I feel about this one.If you wanna check out a Sterling Gore Fest, check out Gothic VAMPIRES FROM HELL or ATTITUDE FOR DESTRUCTION. Or even THE CURSE OF LIZZIE BORDEN 2.I know, shameless plug over! ***Can I get an Alan Smithee for this one?***

hahaha, this is akin to watching a newer version of Plan 9 From Outer Space.....or maybe not. Let's see what this has going for it, shall we? Starting off, it shows the 'pirate' creature within the first minute or so, which kills any and all suspense(or at least what little there would be), and all the kills seem to have this pounding pseudo-metal/industrial-ish music in the background. What that's about I have no idea....probably someone involved had a band or recording project and whamo.But the biggest glaring problem with this: It's a pirate movie that takes place in the desert. No water is seen at all!....okay, maybe a stream goes by, lol. But other than that, let me ask why does a movie about lost treasure and the ghost of a pirate take place in the desert? No ship, no ocean...? I don't get it.But damn, it's fun. Bad acting, awful continuity(goes from overcast to sunny sometime in reverse-shots in one scene between 2 characters more than once).Add in a cameo by the hedgehog himself Ron Jeremy, lots of really fake blood and kills, and sexy Syn DeVil's big tits and we got ourselves a partyThis movie rules.

Looks like the whole movie has been shot in the back yard of the director's house. Oh man the place where the treasure was buried... the worst acting and the worst script i had ever seen, i can't believe i wasted my precious money and time over it, i broke the DVD as soon as the movie ended. Fifteen minutes into the movie you think that its a footage made by amateur university students.... then you come to know that THIS WHOLE THING IS THE MOVIE......You'll get killed if the pirate saw you, he'll just kill you with one action of sword, hook or hand and a fountain of blood will run out of your body.... Inappropriate cheap sex scenes, cheapest audio quality and cheapest movie equipment ever used....Looks like A movie made under 10$ budget.The worst movie on the planet.....Please vote zero for this one,