Let's face it: there is no way anyone can rate this movie higher than one star! It is ridiculous in every level, from the main protagonist's hairdo, to the fact that the "american" girl has a heavy french accent. Oh, and let's not forget the grown man's bedroom full of racing car posters and die-cast model cars. As if the director/actor was still living in his childhood bedroom at his parent's house... which he probably is!But, like a horrible car crash, you just can't help but watching it. You can see this is a long-term project, as the 2001 release betrays the fact that this movie has an early 90s feel. Must have been in post-production for that long.The one pity is that this movie hasn't made it to the "worst ever" movie lists, which would at least give it more visibility, and the opportunity to recommend it to others as the gold-standard of crappy garage-movies.

This is one of those films that I will forever remember because it's unique. Possibly the most entertaining low budget comedy I have ever seen. The director, Antoine Douchet, has no money but an unbelievable work of imagination! If you like strange movies, you have to see Cum to Live!

This is the best and the worst movie ever made. The funnier and at the same time a really sad one, because this is so stupid that we don't understand how a 30years old director, actor and writer can be involved by himself in such a desperate story about a man that has never been with a women. Pity for him, cause I think this an autobiographical movie. And the energy that Antoine Douchet put on screen come from his libido. It is a must be seen movie, with a lot of friend to laugh until you explode. It is a spermatic movie which is starting in the snow and ending with an improbable gunfight, shoot by a cameraman who give himself a handjob during the shooting, because there is no reflection on the way to make a movie. The camera is just a witness of the stupidity of the director. There should be more movie like this one. It is a good lesson for everyone. Gone with his passion, the director gives his entire body and soul to make laugh his audience. This is an example of bravery. Antoine Douchet, I will be at your funeral because your are a great man.