Crazy Bitches
Crazy Bitches
| 26 June 2014 (USA)
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7 girls and 1 fab gay guy plan a getaway to a remote ranch for a week of gossip and grub. They start off where they always do, old rivalries in place, extreme vanity covering great insecurities, but with a true love for each other underneath the bickering, sniping and sassing. A number of drinks into night one and a dark secret is revealed. The house they rented is the site of a mass murder of teenage girls 15 years earlier. Blood still stains the floors under replacement carpets. The killer still runs free. The girls take it for what it seems - a fun story for a rainy night by a roaring fire. But after one of them disappears and is discovered dead, the story doesn't seem so fun anymore. 1 by 1, they die, killed by their own vanity. The fun-filled week turns into a race against death. Who will make it out alive?

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birdstrikes

It's not hard to see that the highly rated reviews posted here are plants from those involved with the movie.A closer look at the profiles of those that give the highly rated reviews clearly shows that the profiles were created to review this movie (likely created around the time of the completion of filming but months before the film's distribution). When reviewers have only been in existence for less than a year prior to the movie release and give it 9 or 10 stars, with that movie being the only movie they review (granted, several reviewed another movie as well - though the identical other movie - wow... what a sheer coincidence!), the numbers are inflated to reflect those higher numbers.Don't believe them. This movie is pure dreck and the acting, directing, and script are beyond laughable. Stay away from this one with a ten-foot pole (or longer if you can find one!) You've been warned.

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droidcontactproxy

This movie was unwatchably bad. I make it a habit to watch all horror genre entries, from the awful to the brilliant, and this one, this, this was the worst.I wonder what exactly constitutes "good acting" according to the positive reviews but when I think of "good acting" (e.g. Ellen Burstyn, Kevin Spacey, Sarah Snook) I imagine something that is exactly the opposite of the "performances" in this film. They might have been reading their lines off of cue cards, I dunno.Whoever this "Jane Clark" is, I have no idea, never heard of her before this, but if you want to see a brilliant horror director for inspiration, check out Jennifer Kent. As a writer/director she could mop the floor with this one.

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Shirley page

If you have always been a little squeamish about scenes in horror films like I have, no need to worry when you see this film. Crazy Bitches is a delightfully funny and sometimes quite scary movie with some gore added into the mix but the emphasis should be on the comedy. It was thoroughly entertaining and like all of Director, Jane Clark's movies, does not disappoint. Cathy Debuono (Cassie) has some of the best one liners. The rest of the cast are equally enjoyable to watch with there quirky vanity issues and I truly enjoyed how much fun it was to get to know their on screen characters. This film was written and directed in a way that keeps you guessing which, if you love suspense and plot twists, you will be sure to enjoy this gem. Buy this movie and invite your fun friends over for a night of laughter and a little screaming. You won't regret it!

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Michelle Rolph

Had high hopes for this movie & I wasn't let down. The character development sets it apart from everything else in its genre. You were given an insight into these vain people you really wanted to dislike but were unable because you'd been shown their soft vulnerabilities. However I still cheered when their demise happened, so is the fun of this well scripted movie. The cast are stellar & definitely well cast, & the set location is to die for (pun intended). As is becoming the norm in Jane Clark movies, the soundtrack is superb. Honestly a great movie to scream & laugh at the same time. If you get the chance see it outdoors on a moonless night!!

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