I watched Class of 1984 on Zone Horror and loved it, I even went out and bought it on DVD. So when I saw Class of 1999 II on the same channel I thought OK, I didn't expect much with the reviews it got but I thought I'd try it out.The plot is about a new substitute teacher John coming to a new school and killing off unruly kids but he's apparently a Cyborg. Meanwhile a man is tracking him and planning to stop him before he kills them all like the Cyborgs almost did in Class of 1999. I enjoyed seeing the footage from the first film.But it seems that the Cyborg has an eye on a young teacher and falls for her, he even watches her through the window at night.Then the teachers boyfriend hosts a paint ball game and the Cyborg teacher is planning on killing every student attending it, meanwhile a gang she ran into earlier on is planning on killing her.It's not long before the man tracking the Cyborg finds him and tells him that he wants to copy him and have an army of Cyborgs before finding something about him before getting stabbed.The Cyborg then goes off and kills the gang as they have the teacher before chasing her, the agent is still alive and tells the Cyborg that he isn't one, he's actually a human who was Dr. Forrest's son but cracked up and thought he was a Cyborg.The only reason bullets didn't hurt him was because he was wearing a high tech body Armour.John then kills him by throwing a knife into his chest and tries to kill her but she traps him in the bunker and kills him.Class of 1999 II: The Substiute isn't a bad film, I enjoyed seeing the John character, he had a hard a** quality to him. 5/10.
... View MoreOK, first of all, yes its a cheap movie n stuff....but I've learned to look beyond that kinda things, cuz thats not the most important thing about a movie, if u disagree go watch Titanic...i also love Cyborg with Van Damme, and this falls into the same category , i think....but Sasha Mitchell somehow is soooo cool in this role...his kickboxer movies are worse, cuz they don't have the fun element, this movie has...if u approach this movie in a serious way, you will turn it off quick. But if you're open for a fun action 80s style ride..its your movie.Its hard to explain what this movie does to me....i just find the John Bolen Character so cool....and in the end i almost feel sorry for him...badmouth this film as much as you like, i love it!!!!This movie makes me feel good in a weird way.....80s style b-movie action , i love it!
... View MoreFrom reading the other 'comments', I assume that this sequel was not true to the original. I found this film quite intriguing, and am glsd I missed the original. Now maybe I will watch it.It's development of the 'paint ball' warriors was informative as to how this activity actually goes on.But getting to the point - Jenna is extremely hot, especially in the flesh shown. I liked the plot - a crazy kid thinking he is a droid and developig droid characteristics - original. Usually, it's the other way around - a droid developing human characteristics.Too bad all low budget mush isn't this good.
... View MoreOh man, this braindead shlockfest looks like it just may have been made in someone's Califorina back yard! The acting is sub-porno, the sets would've made Ed Wood giggle & the dialog is some of the most unintentionally hilarious drivel ever to exude from a human head. In a weird way I recommend it, albeit only in a certain way. CLASS OF 1999 II is so relentlessly silly, cheap & badly acted that you can't help but play the home version of MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATRE 3000. If you're hanging out with a few friends & have downed a few beers (or other mind altering substances) this hapless craptacular can be highly entertaining. Sasha Mitchell's wooden non acting is awe inspiring (or perhaps vomit inducing). The film also contains one of the dopiest & most unerotic sex scenes since SHOWGIRLS. If you subscribe to Showtime this deliriously inept flick pops up a lot VERY late at night or early morning (for you wake-n-bakers).
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