I am an avid fan of horrendous movies, anything cheesy and down right ridiculous is my game. So imagine my spirit I went to the local Rent Shop, and found Vampires vs. Zombies. The name is just too entertaining, you know that no one in the world could pull off something like it, it just has to be bad.And boy, is it BAD. After viewing this horror-ific movie, I was speechless, literally. Me and my pal sat outside without saying a word to each other for several minutes, both of us contemplating the future of our lives after watching this movie. I broke the depressing silence with the words, "...dude....What?" Yes, i am an enthralling individual.Heres a quick 'street review' The Plot; There is none, at all, ever, constantly in "WTF" mode. The Characters; No development, forgettable. The Music; Worse than porn. The Vampires; Theirs vampires? The Zombies; Theirs Zombies?In the end; Everyone should see this movie, honestly, its so bad I yearn to see it again. So do yourself a favor, watch it and get Depressed.

This film was so bad i had to fast forward most of it to get to the good bits. Hah what good bits? the only bit that was worth it was the ending (those who have seen the film will know what i mean). I expected a lot from this film like a underworld meets dawn of the dead meets Freddy vs. Jason but what i got was this crap. Story was forgettable, the cast was used badly and what was the director thinking when he made this. This could have been a great but i turned out to be the most boring film i have ever watched. OK so what if there was a nice bit of T and A, I was after the gore and i was bitterly disappointed. Don't expect a film thats good but if you want a bad cheesy horror then by all means watch this and see how a horror movie SHOULDN'T BE DONE.

horrible movie. poor acting, plot, and so on. it does however have comedic value(laughing at it not with it). Great to watch with your friends and make lame jokes about. horrible movie. poor acting, plot, and so on. it does however have comedic value(laughing at it not with it). Great to watch with your friends and make lame jokes about. horrible movie. poor acting, plot, and so on. it does however have comedic value(laughing at it not with it). Great to watch with your friends and make lame jokes about. horrible movie. poor acting, plot, and so on. it does however have comedic value(laughing at it not with it). Great to watch with your friends and make lame jokes about.

I am a horror movie fan. I like really cheesy B movies, pretty much anything from Troma films and the like. This movie made Maniac Nurses in Ecstasy seem like a Shakespearian adventure. No, really. There is absolutely no plot, horrible acting, and I think that the director was off smoking crack instead of doing his job. If you are looking for vampires or zombies, you'll find more of them in Maniac Nurses. This movie made me want to repeatedly slam my head into the wall. The gore was beyond fake and the lesbians not even believable. The main character, Jenna, needs to be repeatedly bitch slapped. She is vapid and has the talent of a 2 year old. Now, admittedly, her lines make her come across as a hick ditz, lacking common sense. Oh, and she really likes to pass out when she gets it on in her border line soft core scenes with Carmilla. On a side note, no one can seem to remember if her name is Jenna or Beth. The writing is horrible, the lines corny and disconnected. If Sheridan Le Fanu was still alive, he would be needing an Uzi to deal with the writer, director, producer,etc.