"Breeders" is a poor-man's CHUD which was released two years before and is also about fantastic goings on in a subterranean environment. There are many differences in plot, however, and the following: the monsters in "Breeders" are terrible and the acting from all the players in "Breeders" is wooden and often dreadful; unlike the wonderfully entertaining "CHUDs" and good performances all round in that film.The Detective in "Breeders" looks too young to be convincing and the model industry seems to be thriving with beautiful young virgins; along with the hospital and indeed everywhere. One of them is a drug user who does acrobatics in the nude, another seems to do nothing but talk about men, and the rest (and the aforementioned) can't seem to wait to take their clothes off the moment they're alone.If I were in a bar there's no way I'd look at any of those ladies and think "Well, she'll be a virgin and I'll have to marry her to get her into bed", I'd just think "She's had better than me and she'll have better than me. I'm going home."I watched the film and thoroughly enjoyed it despite the unconvincing monsters, bad script and awful delivery of the script, the embarrassing amount of unnecessary nudity and a plot that seemed to be unconcerned with itself to the point of jumping about all over the place.The music was good (in my opinion) and I know that had the script had the proper tweaks and the film had better casting and better monsters, it could have generated a lot of tension.There were things that could have made the film genuinely intriguing and thrilling, but it just made me laugh and shake my head.

Within the world of Adult Cinema, writer and director Tim Kincaid will always be revered, having no inclination to track down any of that kind of cinema, my interest in Mr Kincaid work has always been rooted within his frenzy of activity working within the confines of low budget exploitation horror and science fiction movies.My first run in with the man's work was the delightfully trashy Bad Girls Dormitory, which followed the formula for all those films within the genre, remember the likes of 'Concrete Jungle' & 'Chained Heat' the list is endless.Bad Girls Dormitory was to be the movie that introduced Tim Kincaid to the legendary film producer and sometime director Charles Band, and upon Band viewing the movie, Kincaid was offered a multi picture deal to churn out some straight to video quickies.Such titles Kincaid found himself involved in, whilst not exactly award winners, have garnered some serious cult status down through the years, and although I haven't watched all of them, a lack of proper distribution back in the day was partly to blame, plus these days some of his B movies just haven't been released to DVD.One such title that has managed to survive is 'Breeders' when I first watched this film back in my teenage years, my only reason for checking it out was the movie's association with Charles Band, as to who Tim Kincaid was never fully dawned on me.As many armchair critics have observed, all aspects of the movie are truly cheesy, the acting is most certainly off the wall, but what it does have going for it, is copious amounts of nudity, the mere sight of Amy Brentano doing nude aerobics is quite a sight to behold, as to why she felt the need to strip to nothing to perform such an act beggars belief, but such thoughts quickly disappear.The other highlight was the special effects make-up courtesy of Ed French, who appears in the movie, the effects for what they are are suitably gross and goofy at the same time.As to whether or not the storyline bares much scrutiny in terms of logic and sense please remember this is a B movie, with sensibilities as such, and it it my theory that Tim Kincaid had his actors as act accordingly.Let's remember, Tim Kincaid is renowned within the circles of Gay cinema, he likes his actors to look a certain way and act a certain way, so it's not folly to think that every step of this movie has not been thought out seriously, yes it was designed as a quickie for the straight to video market and no matter what people think of this movie or the entire works of Tim Kincaid back catalogue of B movie output, he certainly knew what was required and how to entertain the masses.This movie gets an 8/10, why? because it has a certain charm attached to it

OK, this is definitely a guilty pleasure and not a movie where you will see quality acting or dazzling special effects.What you will see are breasts; lots of breasts, and derrières, too. We even get to see a naked workout by model Amy Brentano. After a photo shoot, she does a line, and gives us a good naked workout. Teen boys will be thrilled. There is even the requisite shower scene with another victim.Aliens are looking for virgins, and there are far more than you would believe. I mean, can a girl be a virgin if she snorts cocaine and does naked workouts. It's possible, but hardly believable.After the victims recover from their rape, then they go walking nude around the city searching for their new masters.The end was a real pleasure. They were all together under the city writhing around in alien sperm. Writer/director Tim Kincaid certainly had a breast fetish.

As a connoisseur of bad movies, I have to say this one was a kind of gem, "Seinfeld"-esque in that there was precisely nothing to it. The aliens are guys in rubber suits snatched up at a garage sale; the women are supposed to be virgins--but sexy ones--but whether they are or not is entirely pointless as there isn't a shred of sexiness in the entire thing. If this director, Tim Kincaid, DOES direct porn under another name, as has been said, it has to be the blandest 'porn' in the world. If you enjoy sexy nudity, don't bother; the nude women are just women who happen to have no clothes on.Don't look for any sort of meaningful film-making; it looks as if each scene were banged out on a typewriter, rushed to the set, and filmed in the first take, which was used no matter how poor it was, and spliced in with no editing at all. Effects and makeup are tolerable, considering that the makeup guy apparently had a $200 budget to work with (by the way, he also appears as an actor, which tells you something right there).For personal reasons I appreciate the exteriors, which are of the Manhattan I lived in the year this film was made, and also the minimalistic electronic soundtrack, one star each for those. I'd say it's not entertainment--it just makes 77 minutes of your life go away. If you like your horror bland, your acting wooden, and your production values those of an undergraduate college film project, all the while listening to some nostalgic '80s electronica--that would be me when I'm in certain moods--this one's for you.