Does anyone have anymore information on the lady valentine? Or Valentina Vargas? He character intrigued me and I'd like to learn more. It said in the movie that she survived the guillotine and survived many other centuries of plagues and eras. Is this a true historical myth? Was there a real lady valentine? I've searched her, but nothing seems to come up. Personally, I think she's hot. Why would vampires turn me on? I don't know. Or if anyone has anymore information on Valentina Vargas or where I can get this DVD please let me know. Someone should definitely post some videos of lady valentine on you-tube! That would be amazingly appreciated. Wow. I sound like a fruit. So please do so. Much appreciated. Thanks.

The new Pope is kidnapped and caught up by ominous demon and Bloody Mallory(a warrior hunter woman likeness to Van Helsing) is contracted by Lady Valentine(Valentina Vargas)to rescue him. She along with a thin and giant drag queen,a transformer telepathic and a bodyguard priest(Adria Collado) track down clues the kidnapper,the evil forces .They will confront against supernatural beings and bizarre creature as vampires, demons and zombies The picture mingles terror action with humor and irony .It's a B series entertainment with abundant sensationalistic scenes and with loads of blood and gore as when fight against weird living things with heads and limbs sliced off here and there and everywhere while other parts of body are slit open or blasted apart.The film packs a real sense of surprise and horror moments and wind up and bombastic final confrontation.While the look is suitable atmospheric and creepy the plot stretches plausibility to the end. Special effects are nice ,they have been made by make up and computer generator. The motion picture is regularly directed by Julian Magnat. the flick will like to horror cinema enthusiastic and gore fans. Rating : Below average.

If you like over-the-top horror farces, this may be your movie! The acting and direction are surprisingly good. If you take your Buffy genre too seriously, you'll hate it.A female agent (Bloody Mallory), from a secret French ministry charged with monitoring evil supernatural beings (mais bien sûr) heads off in her accessorized pink Hearse to rescue the Pope from flesh-eating ghoul kidnappers. She is joined by her sidekicks, a "flawless" foul-mouthed American transvestite (Vena Cava) and a telepathic mute girl (Talking Tina) in an action-packed romp in the underworld.If you follow French comedy farces, like the Eric and Ramzy films, you know that the best part is finding all of the "homages" to other movies and popular culture. These include the Exorcist, Hellraiser, Nightbreed, Indiana Jones, Duran Duran, The Three Stooges and many more (in both French and English).

A really strange fantasy/adventure movie, a mix of horror, Cyberpunk and other kitsch inserts. Buffy is probably the model, but the story (a plot for world domination regarding the Pope) and the characters are very different from the Buffy ones, more Europeans, more fun in a strange sort of way. A better movie than you may think, but not really great for it is in a midlle of the road between delirious fun and bloody serious. Not for all tastes, but worth seeing