I've had this movie for about 2 years and would have posted a review much sooner, but my friends have been borrowing the damned thing for the whole period. It's low-brow, toilet humor, Planet Uranus filth, and I love it for that! A simple plot: a black revolutionary gets executed and a stupid, fat-chested bimbo plays with a Quija board and accidentally plants his soul into the body of a rancid, black ventriloquist doll. Heather Murphy(Heather)plays the bimbo and she falls in love with the foul-mouthed thing, having sex on whatever is available. She thinks its love, Mumbaia(forgive me if I've spelled it wrong) sees a whole lot of sex and murder. He wants to screw and kill everything. I repeat-EVERYTHING! It tasks the poor woman into inviting her friends over for a party, and that's when the true sickness and depravity of the film comes shining through. The girls as 10X dumber than Heather,finding any opportunity to get naked and separated from each other so our hero(?) can have his way with them. The party scene is a rip-off of H.G. Lewis's "Blood Feast 2" and just goes overboard, but you begin to expect it to do that. Any chance for a gross-out and vulgarity is exploited to its fullest. This is a party movie- the one you get your drunk friends rolling on the floor in tears with. It means to be offensive and it delivers. BOY, it delivers! But it does it smart; breaking the 4th wall with humor- check.Bad taste jokes delivered with punch(8 Seconds!)- check. Really witty dialog(What am I supposed to do while you're here with them?- Bitch, I don't know?! Go to McDonalds, eat a Happy Meal!) - check. You even get to see a Whigger in its natural habitat. Nothing Oscar caliber, just dirty snickering fun! If you start watching it with low expectations, you'll really enjoy it. I recommend the DVD, which you really can't take your eyes off of for a second without missing something; credits included!
... View MoreThe soul of an executed serial killer invades a puppet thanks to a Ouija board, becoming the lover of it's owner, commanding her to bring him fresh meat to sexually molest(mostly after he kills them, including her former boyfriend who he ass rapes, a white man who talks gansta). If you want to hear a doll made up to look like a 70's crack dealer spouting foul language, attacking skanky giant fake breasted hard core porn actresses with such weapons as a skillet, metal baseball bat, and electrocution via appliance in bathtub water, then BLACK DEVIL DOLL is perfect entertainment for you. I'd prefer to spend my time elsewhere. Seeing a puppet strangle a full grown man with a small piece of rope is just embarrassing and silly beyond all comprehension. Purposely in bad taste, we get scenes of the black doll sniffing coke, orally pleasuring itself with dead female victims after beating them to a pulp, tossing profane quips with that creepy ventriloquist dummy smile. There's definitely a midnight movie crowd who will eat this up, but others will want to skip it altogether. I imagine "bitches riding puppet cock" and black devil doll receiving a "golden shower"(finishing her off afterwards with a vicious throat slashing that engulfs the carpet with a giant pool of blood)will appeal to the niche market and repulse everyone else. I will give it 2/10 for the amusing scene where brains are splattered across a Patrick McDreamy Dempsey poster. One major asset is that it's only a little over 60 minutes so despite wasting your time, it's over quickly.
... View MoreI finally watched this film and watched it and heres the truth. The movie is a great idea, the script almost had it,the acting was so so bad that I heard they were supposed to act that way...what bad. If they were trying to capture the 70's cult horror movie theme, well back then they got people who were actors, trying to be actors and thats why those films worked! If it was a tribute to those films that is a cool thing to do, but make it your OWN film and not try to capture what worked then will not work now! Getting girls to act bad which I don't think they did cause you can tell they were NOT acting bad, they are just bad! As one reviewer put it to star in this movie just have big you know and willing to have you know what with a puppet acting not necessary! You should have spent money on actors. The movie is just over an hour, but it seem to take forever to end, less would have been better, or have a better plot.Well you did go for laughs to many I think, but you stayed away from the horror/gore and stayed with naked chicks! Teen girls?They all looked like they were in the late 30's to 40's and only the star looked young like early 20's!! White T was he suppose to be young too, he look 40 as well! The film looked as if different camera was used at times, bad angles, and the puppet walked like it had a stick up it's butt they should have learned something from the Chucky movies! The DVD extras were a major let down! There was nothing extra about them! I was so looking forward to 3 NEW Mubia cartoons and one was an Obma cartoon lame! Then the other two were on the beginning on the movie so why have them as extras? Behind the scene photo's there wasn't many seems there was more on the website then on the DVD and not even really cool shots! The Cast commentary was so awful, one or two funny things but it was bad everyone talking over each other no one really talking about the movie so lame to listen to. Mubia's commentary was cool, but after awhile it like enough is enough already. If anything I'd skip the commentaries just not worth it! Chicken Shawn at the end just so bad! I don't know if that was supposed to be in the movie and it was decided to save it for the end credits, or the Chicken Shawn just wanted to be in his movie so they made it and tacked it on at the end. It might have worked better as a surprise extra, in the movie or credits was just bad! The SPFX were alright the DVD menu was beyond amazing!!!! I think all they saw was a chance to make a great movie but the lost their way when getting started on it and they thought get a puppet to you know naked chicks and people would just line up to see and buy it and make big money, sorry with free porn etc on the internet you can see stuff like that all the time for FREE. I give you full kudos for making a film most wont get of their ass to do something like that, so good for them. Just rent this movie first or check more sites for reviews such as Amazon...a very very bad movie it all HYPE!
... View MoreFor some time I had to think about this movie. It certainly isn't a typical 2/10 home made self-deceived fabrication. After numerous people had praised it, I was certainly beginning to doubt my judgement. It is a movie that describes the rather dubious satisfaction of large busted white women by a sexually adept and stereotypical black doll. If this is an acceptable parody of white attitudes to black people then forgive me. But I honestly imagine that were I black I would be offended and very justifiably so. I can appreciate that in certain regards there is some professionalism that has gone into this racist diatribe but nonetheless....get over your fear that the foreigner will steal your women!
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