Bikini Spring Break
Bikini Spring Break
R | 26 June 2012 (USA)
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A group of coeds from a small conservative college break out of their shells when their marching band bus breaks down in Fort Lauderdale during Spring Break.

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SnoopyStyle

Coach Gill (Robert Carradine) gives Zoe a camera but she and Alice end up flashing their boobs unknowingly on the jumbo screen. Dean Hanlo sends the band to the national. Zoe, Alice, Whitney, Michelle, and Franny don't want to fly and drive a school bus cross country to Florida. The bus breaks down after Zoe puts in gas instead of diesel and they struggle to make money to fix the bus. Constance is a local out to stop the immorality of Spring Break. This is a stupid sexploitation movie but it knows its target audience. It's boobs, boobs, and more boobs. It's a bunch giggly young women flashing their boobs for the young male audience. It's not more than that and less than a real movie.

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jmatrixrenegade

Add or or two starts if you are watching it late at night, changing channels while doing so, only watch a few decent segments (like the beginning locker room scene) or are drunk.This is not high art. It is boring in large doses. But, relatively painless in small doses and a few of the women are nice on the eyes as well as pleasant enough actresses. And, you have Robert Carradine who earns his paycheck while mostly retaining his dignity.A few reviews gave this a crummy rating. But, really, what does one expect of this sort of straight to um DVD / cable stuff? On a curve, I'd give it three stars.

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Professor T&A

What makes this movie so spectacular isn't the great writing. It isn't the wonderful acting, either. It's the women! Each one of these unlikely band nerds has an amazing body with absolutely impeccable breasts. The opening credits let you know that this movie is pure eye candy. Revenge of the Nerds' Gilbert co-stars as the alcoholic band director of the hottest community college band on Earth. For some reason only the hottest girls are made to travel across the country in a school bus for a band competition. The hijinks ensue as these beauties find themselves broken down in a town right in the middle of Spring Break. Pop some popcorn and grab a beer because this movie is available to watch right now from streaming Netflix. 7 out of 10 on the T&A scale.

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oynaqozgar

This movie's plot line makes no sense, the acting is terrible all the girls are stupid but one. Has lots of breast action and little else. Although I will say they did not take the nudity too far and relied on the terrible acting to carry a good chunk of the movie. Thankfully Robert Carradine shows up and steals every scene he is in. This would be a higher ranking movie if they had the money to pay him for more scenes.So how do I review this movie? Well it is what it is and for that it is a load of fun (no pun intended). These movies have been made before and will be again. This is a better than average version. If you like this kind of movie it is worth the watch. Judging it for what it is I give it a 5. If you just want to veg and watch a movie with just enough nudity to keep your attention without really having to think, well there you go.

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