Bikini Bloodbath
Bikini Bloodbath
| 16 September 2006 (USA)
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On their last day of high school seven gorgeous girls have slumber party to celebrate their going away to college. Across town, a maniacal chef goes on a killing spree. Can their gym coach come to the rescue of the bikini clad group? No, but when Chef Death shows up at the party, hilarity ensues and the blood bath begins.

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ichocolat

This is an awful film! I swear to God, watching the entire film was a whole lot worse than getting rammed by a raging bull! This film relies on one thing; that sex sells. It is as simple as that. Throw in cute ladies, create a shallow storyline, and then sell it for some quick buck. Easy money nowadays are rampant, even at the expense of making everyone who watched it looked like fools.Some commentators said that this is only for Debbie hardcore fans. To think of it, I don't think even her fans would have approve her acting in this film. And I am pretty sure that many people stopped being Debbie friends, too.The premise of the film is about, hm, hold on, there wasn't any. If I remember correctly, there were pretty ladies, and there was one male psycho that goes around killing people in his sight. Naa, now I've to tick the 'Contains spoiler' for fear that it'll spoil others who haven't watch this film.I can assure that, even if you so choose to skip watching this film, you would not miss anything. I mean our time is so little, and we have got lots of things to do. So until one has got nothing to do, only then one may decide to watch this. And even that, it is wiser to get a hobby instead.

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Jillian Persephini

Wow... There are so many things you can do in your lifetime than watch this movie. Sure, it has Debbie Rochon. (For about 5 minutes...) And of course the production company cashes in on this BIG TIME. This is no more than a bunch of friends getting together making a home movie. One of them has a decent camera, (which it seems they never cleaned...) so they decided to make a movie after a night of drinking. If you've seen any interviews with them, they proudly declare that they came up with the title LONG before they came up with a concept for the movie, and it shows. The special effects really aren't really that special. The acting really isn't acting. In fact, it's almost insulting. Production value is laughable. Just how many producers are needed to make a low budget flick like this anyways? When you see one of the bikini clad girls is one of the producers, it makes you think... "Casting Couch" There is no way the "Suzy" character was actually hired to do this film. She's not good looking, she can't act, but she's in many scenes and she's a producer. She doesn't even get naked... She either invested a lot of money in the film or "worked" her way into this project in her own special way... A story would have been nice. At least a back story... Anything. The only reason I gave it 2 stars is because you get to see some boobs and there are some laughable moments. Low budget film fans might find a few redeeming qualities, but it will be a stretch.

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jmbwithcats

For what it's worth it was a really silly, and fun movie. The contrast between scenes, musically and in the delivery of lines was hilarious.Firstly, the girls were obviously hot, and the pacing is decent in every scene except the horror scenes. The party was badly scripted, basically it was very weak. Obviously a low budget movie, which allows for some really silly dialog, and off the cuff scenes which can be entertaining.This is one of those so bad it's enjoyable movies.Love the Citizen Kane spoof, silly lines, Suzy being reminded over and over how she wasn't invited, looking for predator, etc.. this movie obviously doesn't take itself too seriously, and neither should you.

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jordansky

The premise of this movie is basically about, uh, um, well I don't even know. Wow, this is what independent films are all about, bad directing, bad editing, bad acting, etc. But if you enjoy half naked women getting whacked off with ketchup blood, then that's exactly what you'll get. Even the credits are funny, albeit to explicit to post here. I could go and see if the actors in this movie are porn stars, but from the acting, I assume they couldn't even make it to that stage in the film industry. Maybe it was the directing, I don't know, but it seemed as if everyone in this movie was supposed to act as if they were doped up on something and dropped on their heads. And have they ever heard of a tripod before? Be the judge for yourself, compare this to any homemade "horror" film on YouTube, and you'll be more impressed by this movie.I won't give it the "absolute trash" comment though, as this is clearly not attempting to be a graphically shocking movie, just a cheap excuse to show breasts and blood. In the same film.Overall, if your looking for something to laugh and tear apart by the utter catastrophe of this quote "film" then this should be satisfactory for some laughs.

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