I have just wasted my Saturday night watching this crap! I saw the names of Chris Noth (Mr. Big, from "Sex & the City"), Robert Patrick (from "X-Files"), the decadent Elliot Gould, Colm Meaney and Mercedes Ruehl on the credit; a very reasonable IMDb Rating (5,6); and many good reviews in IMDb. For my total surprise, the film is horrible: the characters are badly constructed; the story tries to be funny, but it is totally silly; the character of Mercedes Ruehl is amazingly stupid for a professor of Princeton. So, I decided to investigate the credibility of the good reviews, and I found that most of them are made by IMDb Users with only review, therefore relatives or friends of the cast and crew, or people hired to promote this garbage. My vote is three.Title (Brazil): "Sem Retorno" ("Without Return")
... View MoreBiting an apple, a good one, I only got shaky and broken words for this TV movie. Shaky and broken like its plot.God, thank you for Dominczyk's pretty face and sexy exotic Polish accent. Lovely voice she has.Robert Patrick, I only saw his "Terminator" in which he doesn't need to speak at all but kill and run. How delightful to find out that his voice is exactly like Martin Sheen's, though MS is 18 years senior to RP. Actually RP can do far better, the faulty plot just doesn't allow him to shine brighter. BTW, I like his look, blond and fair.Chris Noth is known here in town largely due to the huge success of Sex and the City. How come he looks so downcast here.Why doesn't Colm Meaney call for backup when that is really necessary?Claps to Howard Korder, quite a number of lines are hilariously funny."Comedy"? How did it achieve this title? I don't know how to laugh during and after seeing it.Big thank you to the VCD distributors in town and the visual technology, I don't need to tolerate the TV commercials, it took me less than 96 minutes to sweep it through with the fast-forward button.
... View Morethis was so cool, lets have a bad apple two!!!! any fan of chris noth or robert patrick should enjoy this movie. i would love to see this become a weekly 1hr event. they picked all the right people for all the right parts.
... View MoreThis started out slow, then got worse. The best parts of this were all seen in the previews.Bad Apple has the feel of a pilot - if that's the case TNT should save their money.
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