The IMDb movie rating scale does not go low enough to give Anus Magillicutty a fair rating. I can't remember being this angry at a film, ever. I really wish there was a service that allowed you to punch people in the face over the internet just so I could vent my anger.The worst thing about this film is by far the pacing, what little plot there actually is has been extended by random scenes of naked women with heavy metal background music; so much so that the finished product is 90 percent filler, none of which has anything to do with the plot. If I want to see naked girls I will just get some real porn thank you very much.The plot is inane, the characters are unlikable, the acting and special effects are bad. Some movies are so bad they are funny, Anus Magillicutty has passed even that point. It is truly horrible. The ONLY funny moment in the entire 70 min running time is when the main character accidentally runs over Satan with is car.

This sounds like an adult movie but it is not!I watched this movie because it was rated to be so bad it might have been good, and I was told it was a cult classic or something, and let me tell you, it really is as bad as it's rating. Maybe the worst movie I've ever seen.The plot is almost nonexistent, the acting is very amateur, the so-called special effects make you feel you could have done better yourself, pretty much everything about this movie sucks big time.Between scenes, every now and then, there's topless models doing something. Why? I have no idea... It has nothing to do with the plot.This movie is very bad. Only watch if you want to see one of the worst movies ever made...

There are few movies that can rouse the passions in even the hardest of hearts. "Anus Magillicutty" is one of those movies.It's a sweeping pageant of ecstasy, sorrow, and rendezvous that enhances the spirit of any who watch it. Truly, this movie is a work of art unparalleled by any in its class and genre."Anus Magillicutty " is the story of Anus Magillicutty and in this elegant simplicity, so much of the film's character is revealed to the viewer. It is direct and uncomplicated, but at the same time it evokes a kind of primal vivre that renders the viewer speechless for the duration of the film.It's a passion-play of amazement and wonder as every scene flickers by in a sweeping torrent of film-making glory.But what did I like most about the film? Specifically, the milieu.

Anus Magillicutty takes movie-making to a new low; this motion picture is far and away the worst ever made. Unlike other terrible movies like "Manos: the Hands of Fate" or "You Got Served," "Anus Magillicutty" is not even remotely humorous in its absurdity. Sitting through this film made me feel like my soul was filth unworthy of its existence. The dialogue is so awkward that it makes you cringe, praying for death as an escape. Even the gratuitous T&A (which abounds throughout) couldn't save this film from being complete trash, which is a testament to how abominable it really is. There is absolutely no plot, no character development, and ninety percent of the movie is filler. There is a scene of two naked women sucking on a banana for literally five minutes. Two five year-old children with a camera could make a better film than this POS. I am utterly ashamed that I paid fifteen dollars to have my soul stolen by "Anus Magillicutty."