Ants in the Pants
Ants in the Pants
| 29 March 2000 (USA)
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Flo is not quite a normal teenager: While all his friends only think about sex he can't even pronounce the word "S - E - X". But everything changes completely when one morning Flo wakes up from a strange call. His penis, excited for the first time, begins to talk to him. He claims that Flo severely neglected him for 15 years and it's time to release him.

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"Harte Jungs" is a German movie from 2000. It is relatively short, stays easily under the 90-minute mark and was directed by Marc Rothemund. It is certainly still one of his most known works, even if his career-defining film is probably the Oscar-nominated "Sophie Scholl". The writer is Granz Henman, i.e. he adapted Alberto Moravia's novel. And Moravia was already dead for 10 years, which may have been a good thing that he did not see the outcome of this film we have here. As for Henman, he went on to write and also direct the sequel to "Harte Jungs" two years later. I would try to justify his weak work on these two films by lack of experience, but honestly it is not possible as his possibly best movie "Der Eisbär" was also his very first and some of his recent work, after being busy in the industry for a long time, is downright horrible ("Coming In"). Anyway, back to this one here. It is comedy from start to finish with the occasional romance/fantasy element. Lookikng at the cast you will find several names that are still somewhat known today like (the then still chubby) Stein, Tander, Jürgens, Perlinger, Sawatzki, Ruland and lead actor Schenke, whose star has gone down pretty quickly though. But also with these names, it becomes obvious that (almost) all of these are actors who never really scored with great talent or range, but rather with charisma and recognition value and maybe also a memorable physicality for the women mostly.And still, the actors are not really the ones to blame for what a mess this film turned out to be. It is the script. First of all, the part about talking male genitalia is taken early as a crucial component of the plot and then it is not elaborated on later at all for really really long sequences as if it is the most normal thing in the world. Besides that, the plot is as predictable as nonsensical really. This includes for example the parents' talk with the protagonist, but also all the conversations with the girl of his dreams. And how are we supposed to like him if he (freshly together with the real girl of his dreams that truly loves him) starts looking after the first attractive other girl he encounters. Is that what men are? Maybe some, maybe also the central character here. And maybe this is why (besides from Schenke's lack of talent) he comes off as a complete jerk and idiot from start to finish. It sure takes a special lack of range if you are easily outclassed by a genuinely mediocre actor like Axel Stein in your movie. So yeah, there is a decent moment here and there and it is also very much in the film's favor that it does not take itself seriously at all because it does not have any right to, but as a whole this was a disappointment and I am glad it runs for 80 minutes only and this already includes credits. But sadly people back then here in Germany loved trash comedies already as much as they do today and the consequence was a sequel that turned out probably worse even than this one here and that's quite a challenge. Then again, you should already stay away from this very first film. Not recommended.

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kiddb23

The film is a disappointment when it comes to depth, and the humor is either slapstick or sexual--which is fine, if you don't expect anything else. The concept of a very verbally assertive penis is what I found to be the funniest element of the film, while the initiation into sex and all the pains of adolescence portrayed was nothing more than light, insignificant fluff. I watched the dubbed English version of the film, and I agree with other reviewers on the issues of misrepresenting the original script and giving the characters accents that did not help the already somewhat flailing acting prowess within the film. Regardless of all this, however, the film has its moments--if you have time to filter them out.

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Laslow

A happy-end story that remembers you to your teenager-age in a very charming way, not disgusting, like American Pie tries. When you watch it, you feel you live in that town, those young people are your classmates, your friends, and everything that happens in the film could have happened in your life.The cast is perfect, the actors and actresses work very well. You will laugh much but you will be sad also.The locations are also really good choices - those are so European!This film does its best for entertaining you. Watch it! I am sure you won't be disappointed!

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Maverick-80

While many German producers often try to adapt American stories and rewrite them for the German market, the producers of "Harte Jungs" went another way. Due to marketing reasons this film was often referred to as "the german answer to American Pie", but this is quite untrue. Except for everyone constantly talking about sex without having any live experience the two movies have nothing in common. Both of them are great. But as it is a German film with a very limited budget and very young actors (Luise Helm who plays Lisa is barely 17) "Harte Jungs" is even better.Permanently amusing and never boring, this film definitely belongs to germany's best movies this year, even if it does not match the sophisticated standards of the movie critics, but who cares. Perfect entertainment, very good actors and permanent laughter make this movie one of my favorites in the first half of 2000.

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