This is a tax scam.It's the only logical explanation for how bad this film is. No one could be so talent-less unintentionally. This is a film that needed to lose an investor's money.Highlights include a dumpy, dolled up, potato talking about how she was too hot for playboy so they settled for Holly Madison, but in the end she knew through her 'business degree' to ask to speak to the manager, and basically harassed her way into the back realms of the online only version by claiming they were discriminating against her for not having enough Jewish girls in porn. (This isn't in the script, this person is real, and did this).No, you're right, that has f**k all to do with the title. But neither does anything else in this film - except the 'character' (?) who keeps asking people if they've heard of nudist camps like he's asking them for crack, and when one says they have he reacts like they shouldn't have, like the resorts* are an Illuminati level secret.* He objects to 'colony' and berates one his female hostages for using the term. Only lepers and ants have colonies. Not nudists, they're people. Unlike lepers.

I watched this. That's about the most positive thing I can say about this. I want the last two hours of my life back. And no, it's not two hours, but I think it owes me extra time for putting me through this horrendous excuse for a film. I barely have the words to describe this fustercluck, the screenplay is bad, the acting is worse, *spoiler* you can quite clearly see him clapping his hands when he slaps that woman in the face and the timing is terrible when he's getting repeatedly slapped alternatively on both sides of his face. The cutting is terrible and moves from one thing to the next with no sense of continuity at all. Perhaps this is trying to document his decent into madness as suggested by another reviewer, but it is terribly done, watch Black swan, Birdman or Franklyn for suggestions of how to show someone slowly going crazy.This is one of the worst movies I've ever seen. 0/10.

Plain and simple. This movie is borderline garbage. As an actual nudist viewer, the music doesn't fit the story, if it even has one. Further more, the editing is HORRENDOUS! At times the things you see will be shifting back and forth between colors a drugged hippie would love to the worst audio balancing act I've ever heard in a film. The music was louder than the dialogue. It doesn't know if it wants to be an art-house film or a documentary. At one point, it's visceral poetry, then the next it's a hollow connection between the filmmaker and uninteresting naked women. Rule of thumb, if T.L Young is attached, DON'T WATCH IT! If you want a great nudist film, Educating Julie is a better choice and has fewer questionable editing choices than this eye sore!

It was just a waste of my time and bandwidth. I live in a country where internet line is slow, content bandwidth is limited. I downloaded a 700 MB size version of this film which took me 4 hours, and to finish the film it just took me roughly 15 minutes, because after 10 minutes I had no other choice except to fast forward it to the end. By the name of the movie, I got interested in watching, thought it would be something like American Pie. But it was a absolute disaster. Just telling awful would be less. There is nothing to tell about this movie. It cost me almost 5 hours (thanks god I didn't watch the whole movie) and 800 MB content bandwidth which I will never get back.If you like to see bullshit, you can watch this. This review system won't let me vote under 1, so still this title is getting some marks.