All Babes Want To Kill Me
All Babes Want To Kill Me
PG-13 | 16 February 2005 (USA)
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A Martial Artist, afflicted with a disease that makes beautiful women want to kill him, goes on a suicide mission to find true love anyway.

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jans-20

Surprisingly it turned out to be not half bad.Perhaps it caught me in a particularly good mood, because this story of a kung fu loser searching for the girl who kicked his ass when he was 10 was relatively enjoyable entertainment.The main character basically gets picked on his whole life, but doesn't end up bitter which I liked a;lot.This movie is genuinely funny at a lot of parts like when the lady gives him a royal beat down in her backyard, when the dentist goes off on him and when he and his brothers get in a fist fight with attorneys. Made me laugh - 7/10.

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masteru

Only a few people see bad movies, because one movie is mostly viewed based on recommendations from people who liked it, or because of the trailer. But none of my friends are going to see this movie, 'cuz I've already told'em about it. I watched almost half of it, then I deleted from the hard. I wonder people who played in it, actually loved it? I guess only for the money, if they got any.. Nobody review the script before start to make a movie? Is not a good comedy, is not a black comedy, is more a sort of a 'dry movie' If the man who wrote the script only had put his brain to work, if would figured out a better low cost scenario

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Mitch Kumstein

My faith in IMDb's ratings continues to plummet. How did this abortion get a 7.5 rating (as of Jan 29, 2007)? To rate this a 10, you'd have to be either younger than 8 years old or an investor. I only watched the first 15 minutes or so (during which I never cracked a smile), but I'm confident it wasn't going to get any better. I've seen funnier gags on Benny Hill. Here's one: paramedics carrying a corpse on a stretcher stumble (for no reason) and drop it; then they do it again. The grossly stereotypical Asian father is also particularly unfunny -- not because he's stereotypical but just because it's so entirely lacking humor. Also, none of the characters' actions make any sense. For example, the young protagonist eats paint chips for no reason. This movie is one of those low-budget, no-script "comedies" that makes you marvel at the decline of civilization.

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TheShrimpSalad

An energized cast in top comedic form drive a very funny and poignant story about trying to `go home.' Colin Miller's film moves effortlessly through the world of the Cho Family dynasty, a two thousand year old martial arts dynasty that had immigrated to America only to go soft and corrupt. I agree that Mr. Cho is the most horrible person I've ever seen in a movie and it's hard not to watch him without screaming with laughter. He plays the cuckolded blind master who torments and berates his children into screwed up grown ups. Shang, played by Gianni Lazuli, is one of the most selfish characters I've ever seen and one of the funniest. Ling gets big points for being lovable. A charming cast in a well told story. Even the most minor characters glow with humor. Watch for Sara Litz in a hilarious turn as Shang's reprehensible `model' girlfriend. There are more laughs in some scenes than in many full movies. My face hurt from smiling all the way through it.

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