This is one of the worst action movies i have ever seen, even Lundgren is mediocre in it!. It's not Lundgren's fault he tires his best with the very crappy material and manages to come out of this looking somewhat decent!. The dialog is laughable,and the action scenes are very tame and awfully uninteresting, plus the characters all sucked!. I was expecting this to be bad, but not this bad, as this is unquestionably the worst Lundgren film i have ever seen, and i LOVE Lundgren!,plus what was footage of Storm Catcher doing in here?. The main villains are laughably weak, and there is hardly anything interesting going on at all, plus this has got to be one of the worst Die Hard clone ever!. Dolph does not even have that much screen time, and he's supposed to be the hero?, and Meilani Paul is extremely annoying as the love interest, plus, this will have you snoozing. Avoid this one like the plague, there is absolutely no reason to see this, i suggest even Die Hard Lundgren fans(like me) avoid this as well. The Direction is god awful!. Damian Lee, does a god awful job here, with really bad camera work, bad shots during the tame action scenes, and did a great job at keeping it bland and boring throughout!. The Acting is terrible!. Dolph Lundgren does what he can with the very crappy material he is given here, however his chemistry with Meilani Paul is way off, and while he was likable, he just seemed to be going through the motions, however i still Love Lundgren , and he deserves better movies then this lousy crap!(Lundgren Rules!). Meilani Paul is terrible as the love interest,she was annoying and very unconvincing!. Alexander Kuznetsov is laughable as the main villain, and wasn't menacing at all. Natalie Radford is just as bad, i didn't buy her performance at all. Rest of the cast is equally as bad. Overall Please avoid this at all costs, no one should go through this torture!. BOMB out of 5

Wow... where to start... I'm still reeling from the experience of watching this piece of garbage and I think I'm permanently brain damaged after being exposed to it. Words cannot express how terrible this movie is. I don't care how bad that J. Lo movie "Gigli" is, it will not hold a candle to this waste of matter for pure crappiness. Dolph Lundgren is a marine -(who apparently is the only member of the entire US armed forces who can fly a stealth fighter in footage lifted from another crappy Dolph movie)- that must go board a sub in Russia so that some chemical weapon that the Russians stole from the Americans during the cold war can come back to the US. On board is Dolph's "ex-fiance", who aside from looking like a reject from a Ron Jeremy movie, is also possibly the worst actress to ever set foot on the planet. I had to look up this "actress" to see what other suckers have hired her for movies and found out two things.... 1. thankfully, she's not "in demand" and 2. Her shoddy acting is eclipsed only by her amazing spelling; I think her name is "Melanie" but it looks like some sort of indecipherable mumbo jumbo the way it is spelled. Anyway, I'm off track... this movie is pure crap.. not even one of those "watch with your friends after some herbal refreshment" movies... Everything from the recycled (and butchered) storyline of terrorists on a sub, where every possible cliche is used (and screwed up) to the awful performances, to the terrifyingly bad dialogue. This is the kind of movie that I think can be used as a torture device. There is one saving grace though, after watching the performances in this stinker, you'll be appreciating the master thespianism that is one Jean Claude Van Damme.

How bad is this film? VERY! I don't know where to start... well I do. Expectations were low from the opening credits listing (no not just because Dolph Lundgren was top billing) but a guy with one of the worst names in the business - Randolph Mantooth - was SECOND billing, obviously I wasn't expecting much. The love interest role fell to a woman who looked like she would be more comfortable in a porn film, add to that:1) Some very bad acting (mostly from big Dolph) 2) A totally rubbish villain 3) Offensive Russian accents 4) straight-to-TV plot 5) Some cheesy sex-related one-liners that are disgusting and offensivethen you have one really, really bad movie. Just when you thought Dolph couldn't stoop any lower he does. In fact Dolph sums it up himself with a line from the film - asked if he knew what Agent Red was he replies "sounds like a bad action movie", boy was he ever right!

I like cheap action movies primarily because the more crap ones you watch the more you appreciate the little diamonds. I like the flaws, the conventions. But I don't really enjoy them. Although a Dolph fan I have to say that he makes more bad films than good, but he has a prescence. This third Die Hard on a Sub, the first two with Michael Dudikoff, is very average action of the passing the time variety. Nothing new, nothing inventive, but watchable. It is fun to spot the repeatedly used stock footage, I swear I even saw special effects shots from Solo, and heard music from Predator 2. Dolph previously did Die Hard, for Nu Image, in The Peacekeeper, which was a top class B movie, with a great rooftop car chase, see that instead if you have not already done so.