From the tens of thousands of movies I've seen, it's sometimes difficult to pick my favorite. However, after watching 118 minutes of 'A Slice Of Terror', I will now have a definitive answer when asked what is the worst movie I've ever seen. This is it! The teens in the picture must have been doing time in some prison and got their sentences reduced by playing the nude scenes. Forget about the acting because there is no acting in the entire film. This might be a good film to show at a Christmas party with guests you wish to leave early. Webster doesn't have any word to describe how awful this movie is. (I even hate to call it a movie as I'm not sure what it was).
... View MoreEd Wood, you were a genius compared to the clueless people who put this "film" together. Filmed I'm sure in a few hours on a Saturday afternoon.In this case, the word film means crap on a stick.Forget the infantile story line, the bozo holding the camera, the lack of imagination.This "film" exists only because a few "pervs" wanted to photograph a ten minute limp-tool soft core orgy with less-than-attractive boys who have no idea they are being exploited.If you can see this movie for free, fine -- fast forward but DO NOT pay any money, not a dime. The acting made me throw up, just a little, in my mouth. The Pizza Shack Owner, a man in a wig attempting a comedic character without any understanding of what acting means. The janitor, the man in the wheel chair, the skinny, skanky boys romping around senselessly behave as though they are mentally-incomplete. It's as if they thought acting meant they were suppose to act retarded.I mean none of these people here are "real" actors. Outside of my theory I don't know why such a steaming heap of awfulness was ever filmed, or ever released.Seriously, dudes, it's not worth it, even if the words "Skanky boys", "Softcore orgy" or "pervs" arouse you -- not even for curiosity's sake should you subject yourself to such a wreck.
... View MoreSometimes there are movies that are just so bad they're funny or campy, like those of Ed Wood. This isn't one of them. It's embarrassing and painful. My comments would have stopped there except IMDb.com insists a review have a minimum of ten lines and therefore I will include the following; Don't waste your time. Don't waste your money. Don't bother trying to find anything redeeming about this movie. I bet the actors have never admitted to being in this, even when they're drunk. To fill up the remaining 5 lines I can only repeat myself.Sometimes there are movies that are just so bad they're funny or campy, like those of Ed Wood. This isn't one of them. It's embarrassing and painful. My comments would have stopped there except IMDb.com insists a review have a minimum of ten lines and therefore I will include the following; Don't waste your time. Don't waste your money. Don't bother trying to find anything redeeming about this movie.
... View MoreThis is quite possibly the worst movie I have ever seen and I have seen quite a few. It was so bad that it is difficult to know where to begin. The writing was terrible containing very little plot. The acting was bad and not believable at all except maybe in the porn industry. the special effects were non-existent not even qualifying as hoaky. I didn't think it was funny at all and I am a huge fan of dark comedies. I cannot think of any other movie out there to compare it to because I haven't seen anything this poorly done. I am still surprised that this made it to DVD and someone was able to convince rental outlets to carry it. I would not even put this on public access as it would be insulting to other programs that are on there. No production value to speak of here and I looked really hard to try and find some redeeming quality. Some of the guys are cute, but that doesn't defend the rest of the movie. Please don't waste your time with this one.
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