1313: UFO Invasion
1313: UFO Invasion
NR | 03 April 2012 (USA)
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ADAM is a graduate student in theoretical astronomy and working on his dissertation. He’s always been interested in what’s ‘out there’ and he finds a perfect opportunity to both work and play…..in Roswell, New Mexico.

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Leofwine_draca

More cheapjack trash from David DeCoteau under the '1313' banner. All of these films were shot in the same Californian mansion and feature endless sequences of young muscle men walking around in their underwear. A guy is often tied to a bed for the entire duration while scream queen Monique Parent shows up to add a few lines of plot. The science fiction angle is non-existent and exists merely to give this film a title to differentiate it from the rest.

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bdahl17

This moves along at a snail's pace with no discernible plot until 3/4 of the way through. Repetitive and tedious. Nice looking young actors, but given little dialog it's difficult to show your talent, other than having a fit body.Do you like looking at frat party type bodies? This is all you'll get.A lot of camera panning over the male body, but if you are looking for full nudity or sex or a hint of any gay story line (as implied by choices offered on Netflix) you won't get it in this movie.The only redeeming value is the eye candy.Apparently there are related movies with the title beginning with 1313. I don't see the relevance of the number after watching this one.

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uugeejay

Going into 1313:UFO Invasion, understand this is NOT an action film, but a cerebral one. You are not going to see spaceships and laser explosions. The aliens are subtle, chameleon, careful not to appear out of the ordinary. They are here to watch, study and collect samples and data. These scientist-aliens are more voyeurs than soldiers.To that end an unsuspecting group of buff frat boys wind up in the clutches of a 'MILF-ish' alien (the ever lovely Monique Parent) who is here to observe and collect biological samples. One by one, brief wearing frat boy after brief wearing frat boy is waylaid and ends up strapped to a bed for study and lethal extraction of samples.Subtle, under the radar aliens is an interesting premise, but the way the concept is presented might be better suited for a half hour TV episode of The Twilight Zone or The Outer Limits -- there is no gore, sex or bad language. Here we have a story that seems padded with repetition, and is stretched rather thin.The ending was an unexpected surprise, however. Stick around for it.

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acerbic-1

The whole thing looks like a premise of a porn movie. And the premise goes on and one for more than an hour. Tedious and repetitive. We are treated with a big number of mostly naked man and too many close ups on nipples. Most of these men are only given a single line of text.The wholesome of the story is revealed in the first and the last 5 minutes. Everything in between is a naked wet men footage. Seriously, what the hell? Pretty much everything about this movie was bad, but acting stands out.I cannot recommend this to anyone. If you want to look at men bodies, go straight to porn sites, this trash is best be forgotten.

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