13/13/13
13/13/13
R | 30 September 2013 (USA)
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It's the 13th month of the 13th year of the new millennium.

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Leofwine_draca

13/13/13 is a typical indie horror film with a story supposedly based on Mayan prophecy and the like, although in fact it feels more like your bog-standard zombie flick. It's one of the very cheapest films that The Asylum have ever put their brand to, and that's saying something. There's little menace here, and some cheap gore, amid plenty of bad language and worse performances. The whole thing is infused with predictability and stupidity in equal measure. The worst thing about it? The cheap digital look which saps it of life and vitality, rendering it blue, grim, and depressing.

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huh_oh_i_c

Even the most dimwitted reviewer should know by now that we can't hold the no-budget stuff of the Asylums mock-busters up to the same standard as we do Hollywood productions.We must judge this film in relation to that, not some lofty blah blah goal.As a mockbuster then, this film does pretty well. The acting is pretty decent, and more importantly, the script is (while lacking in sophistication) also free from gross error: - they don't say horrible illogical things - they aren't any holes in the script - there are only a few suspend your belief moments So, given the premisse the script sets, all things follow pretty logically. The movie is about a recently divorced father and cop, Jack, (Trae Ireland), who is on a camping trip with 3 friends. While there, he notices the number 13 popping up everywhere. When he picks up his daughter from his estranged wife, he sees that she's gone insane. While he brings her to the hospital, we see that his friends, babysitting his daughter are also all slowly going crazy.Highpoint is the scene between his 11 year old daughter (played by 12 year old Tiffany Martinez) and Trevor, one of his buddies. She's impeccable as a faul mouthed mocker of Trevors attempt to fondle her... or do worse. In revenge-porn fashion, she satisfyingly bashes his head in, even though we don't really know that he IS a (potential) childrapist. Miss Martinez outshines Chloe Moretz (who too F---ed this and that a lot) because Martinez uses the F-word in it's original use, which is: to have sex, or rather, fornicate.Of course the movie has some minor flaws: - A suspend belief moment on how Jack and Candice can escape the house, while surrounded by crazies. - A flimsy and late explanation of the craziness: anyone NOT born in a leap year is exempt from craziness.But the acting is good, special mention: Jacks buddies and the parking garage crazies.Also, the woman and the child actor could have a tat more attractive, but I guess it's hard to find decent 12 year old actresses willing to say lines like "Do you wanna f---- me, Trevor?".And to all other negative reviewers: Dude!!! We're not talking Shakespeare or the Mona Lisa here! Get a grip!The Melancholic Alcoholic.

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salomon161

I really enjoy a good horror movie. This movie is TERRIBLE. I can be easy going on a movie if it has a good story line. But the entire premise of this movie is wrong (Dead Wrong). Leap year doesn't add anything to anything. The reason for February 29 is because a year is 365.25 days. So instead of having a 1/4 day every year we add it up and even everything out every 4 years. And we haven't been "Adding a day for millenia". Leap Year started in 8 AD. Very rarely have I not been able to finish a movie. This is one that I just couldn't. The laughter was annoying. The swearing got old quick. As for Trevor being a pervert, Why was that just thrown out there? Wouldn't Jack not let Trevor hang out with him if he was a pedo? Jack is an ex-cop isn't he? And how weak must one be to have a 12 year old girl kill him? The cinematography is such poor quality. One reviewer said it felt I was watching a VHS ... He nailed it on the head. The music is bad ... Very bad. and lame. The people who gave this any kind of good review works for Asylum. I have no doubt about that. I really hated the external shot of the hospital they used over and over and over again. Quentin shooting one of the crazies at that distance with a handgun without even aiming.... c'mon! DO NOT WATCH! just don't!

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petarmatic

How do I come up with a film like this? My friend recommends it. I am so sorry I wasted my time on this. I thought Hollywood can make only the good movies. I am so wrong on that. They find the money for a bad film like this. How? It would been better to give it to me, I would use it in a better manner. It is like a very bad copy of World War Z. Really bad copy!I only could say more bad things about this film but I hope I filled my 10 lines required by IMDb who really should rethink this minimum 10 line policy.Please use your time better then to watch this. Yuck!

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